things all over the place are terrible and getting worse
except the weather
at least that's finally improving, if only briefly
I guess I have free unlimited access to a weight room at work but I can't be trusted to organize my own workouts without shattering my stupid meat sack
noooooooooooo my gym is closing 😫
I have a horrible feeling that one of these days someone will add "pokes" to the ActivityPub standard.
Don't be fooled by them being called "virtual hugs" instead. They will be equally annoying 👍
What I want:
The budget of Star Wars
The continuity of Star Trek
The ability to solve problems like Doctor Who
What I have:
The budget of Doctor Who
The continuity of Doctor Who
The ability to solve problems like Red Dwarf
THAC0 Bell - A restaurant where you enjoy tacos and a game of Dungeons & Dragons.
I wish predatory tow truck companies would start doing something useful and tow cars illegally parked in bike lanes
if you own a predatory tow truck company, SE 52nd in Portland is ripe for profit
gender is a spoopy ghost in that it is horrifying and doesn't really exist but can be fun to think about sometimes
uspol, emergency alerts Show more
I think the worst thing about that presidential alert test yesterday, besides the terrible name that's making people associate a potentially useful emergency alert system with a screaming sentient anus, is all the terrible technological hot takes I'm seeing about it today
so many "if the president can txt every phone why can't they <completely unrelated thing>"
txting every phone is as technologically complicated as a smoke signal, stop equating it with everything else
enby culture, confirmed
diet, fitness, plus-sized clothing Show more
since I installed MyFitnessPal on my phone to keep track of macronutrients/protein to further my swole goals, I've started seeing a lot of women's plus-sized clothing ads in Tumblr
what are the chances this is a coincidence?
(even at my largest, plus sizes have been too large for me- now with the embiggening, smaller men's sizes fit best)
uspol / Roe v. Wade / abortion rights Show more
This is a current list of states that are likely to ban abortion outright if Roe v. Wade is overturned:
If Brett Kavanaugh is confirmed, this is a likely possibility. We shouldn't wait until it happens
In keeping with the theme of outsourcing social problems to technological solutions...
Is there an app/service that lets people who live in states which have/will ban abortion take a ride to neighboring states for free?
headcanon: Riverdale takes place in Stranger Things' Upside Down
love 2 go 2 switch gears while riding my bike to feel something and look down 2 see a spider on my thumb
on the bright side, I didn't scream OR crash my bike
reading spoopy stories before bed is a bad habit I've had for basically as long as I've been able to read
but this is the first time I've done it without a roommate or a cat
pet death Show more
my vet's office sends a book with a bunch of kind messages from the staff whenever a pet dies...
today I got the book for Lilo and they had my other cat, Dexter, who died in December waiting for her in the afterlife
despite all the terrible things that come out of video game culture, the existence of the earthbound community gives me hope
code writing, game playing, bike riding, weight lifting, noun verbing cyborg and social gutterfly
ｃｙｂｒｅｓｐａｃｅ: the social hub of the information superhighway
jack in to the mastodon fediverse today and surf the dataflow through our cybrepunk, slightly glitchy web portal