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things all over the place are terrible and getting worse

except the weather

at least that's finally improving, if only briefly

I guess I have free unlimited access to a weight room at work but I can't be trusted to organize my own workouts without shattering my stupid meat sack

I have a horrible feeling that one of these days someone will add "pokes" to the ActivityPub standard.

Don't be fooled by them being called "virtual hugs" instead. They will be equally annoying 👍

What I want:

The budget of Star Wars
The continuity of Star Trek
The ability to solve problems like Doctor Who

What I have:

The budget of Doctor Who
The continuity of Doctor Who
The ability to solve problems like Red Dwarf

THAC0 Bell - A restaurant where you enjoy tacos and a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

I wish predatory tow truck companies would start doing something useful and tow cars illegally parked in bike lanes

if you own a predatory tow truck company, SE 52nd in Portland is ripe for profit

halloween handle:

gender is a spoopy ghost in that it is horrifying and doesn't really exist but can be fun to think about sometimes

:ghost_owo:

uspol, emergency alerts Show more

diet, fitness, plus-sized clothing Show more

uspol / Roe v. Wade / abortion rights Show more

headcanon: Riverdale takes place in Stranger Things' Upside Down

love 2 go 2 switch gears while riding my bike to feel something and look down 2 see a spider on my thumb

:hot_shit:

on the bright side, I didn't scream OR crash my bike

😎

reading spoopy stories before bed is a bad habit I've had for basically as long as I've been able to read

but this is the first time I've done it without a roommate or a cat

:oh_no: :oh_no_bubble:

pet death Show more

despite all the terrible things that come out of video game culture, the existence of the earthbound community gives me hope

my two favorite genres of music are really well done video game music covers and cyberpunk garbage, don't @ me

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