Ask your doctor/mechanic if becoming a cyborg is right for you

@Birdmachine why is that one dude sticking his finger near the no-no cloaca place

right now, in the same office, my office mate has a space heater running next to herself while I have a fan running, pointed at me (not at her at all)

temperature comfort level is weird

You know how there's a "rule of the internet" that: "if you can imagine it, there's porn of it"

Is there a similar rule like "anything dystopian you can imagine, a techbro somewhere is non-ironically trying to make into reality"? Because

Fun fact: you can't name any file anywhere in windows 10 "aux.txt" or "aux" anything with any extension, because it was a reserved name in CP/M before dos was a thing.

If you commit "aux.txt" to a git repo, you break it for windows users. If you distribute "aux.txt" in a zip file, windows computers cannot extract it without error.

@witchfynder_finder I mean, I'm also an asshole dudebro atheist? but Penn is a libertarian so I guess we should cancel him.

mastocon will be held at seventeen different hotels scattered around the Buffalo, NY metropolitan area

mastocon will have an ironic ballpit and a sincere ballpit

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