here's to locking a production database after work hours due to a one character typo- a "smart" quote in a database config
who invented the smart quote, so I can flush them down a toilet
@tekniklr The smart quote: Like a regular quote, but internet-connected and insecure.
@varx sneaking up behind you after you'd already typed a perfectly reasonable standard quote, just to ruin your day
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