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very belated #intro Show more

took me a shameful amount of time to realize the evacuation device in the office is in a ferrous case...

weird, cute, flex Show more

weird, cute, flex Show more

weird, cute, flex Show more

for years "mods are asleep" has been a joke relic from the forum days but the fediverse brings us to an era where the mods can let you know that they're awake by boosting your "mods are asleep" joke and then you can scold them to go to bed because you know their timezone and this isn't healthy

even if you're not caught up on riverdale yet or you're not watching it at all you need to watch the trailer for next week's episode just so you can get a taste of whatever the fuck it is im watching every week

just heard someone on a podcast say "cannery in a coal mine" and was very confused until I realized their accent is very subtle but insistent

Hunter S. Thompson, Existentialist Life Coach, Presents Tips for Finding Meaning in Life

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Unpopular opinions:

• Celsius is superior to Fahrenheit
• SI is superior to the imperial system
• 24 hour time is superior to 12 hour time
• Decimal time is superior to either
• YYYY-MM-DD is the only correct date format

Making fun of the appearance of a reprehensible person hurts all those who, by no fault of their own, have a similar appearance.

update: after trying a bunch of different apps, Iron Pro seems closest to what I need. I still have to build workouts, but at least they can be built on the fly very simply.

seriously though, my workouts aren't designed by me, they are designed by a trainer, and I don't care about rebuilding/tracking them in an app

I care about tracking how much I lifted how many times and when

and if that junk can be graphed in some useful way? great!

why don't they just use a spreadsheet, you may ask?

dumb question!

because I'm on my fucking phone at the fucking gym and don't have time to jury rig some nonsense

all I want right now is a weight lifting tracker app that is effectively just a spreadsheet to enter individual exercises, on a date, sets / reps, of a weight

e.g., October 30, 1x1 185 lb back squat

but all the apps I am looking at want me to set up workouts, and have FEATURES

fucking NO

Frisk has learned that rolling the toilet paper off the roll is super fun so I put the roll on backwards (was: hanging over, now: hanging behind) and try as he may he can't do shit

now I'm having an existential crisis that those "backwards" toilet paper people have been onto something this whole time

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