it's kinda neat how in mythology garlic and silver kill monsters, but how in science they kill microbes

how our myths were ways to remember life lessons, and how we all remember the myths but don't need the lessons anymore

started listening to Low Roar again and feeling nostalgic about Death Stranding...

Some friends finally made a patreon for a project I'm involved with! Check it out!

2020 goals 

I watched all of The Witcher on netflix yesterday and it was so good and now I'm bummed I have to wait until 2021 for more, also I'm considering dropping all other games to replay Witcher 3 on switch.

happy xmas

facebook messenger just notified me i’ve been friends with someone for five years so I retaliated by flying into a rage and permanently deleting my facebook account 💜

food, booze, health 

today my co-worker came into the break room to fill a mug with water while I was in there.

her: "I tried to take a pill but forgot I only had a leftover teabag!"

me: "oh?"

her: "I took a teabag in the face!"

me: "maybe don't say that too loud?"

her: ??? ... ... "oh!"

I haven't cackled so much in a bit / am twelve, apparently.

a lot of mst3k’s old jokes really didn’t age well

weird gender stuff, fatphobia, making fun of accents, just, ugh

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Abolishing ICE is not enough. It must be audited, and its agents and officials made to stand trial for the crimes they have committed.

for the first time in as long as I can remember i’ve decided not to put up a xmas tree this year because I just can’t with my cat wrecking it

feeling very conflicted about this!

still watching mst3k and cooking a turkey, though!

Boost this and I will pet my cat one (1) time.

just picked up my thanksgiving turkey, which involved walking like a half mile home with it

it’s amazing how hard that used to be, compared to how easy it is now with another year of powerlifting and six months of T under my belt


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