Time to plan how to break into my own abode, or I guess start googling locksmiths?

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I've locked myself out of the house, whoops! Been at a pub waiting till my wife gets off work, but we just realised that the key might be in the door on the inside, which means we can't unlock it from the outside...

i keep seeing neolithic tombs in orkney that i missed the first time around, gonna have to go back

shitty media men 

my second biggest news article (polygon) was only because phil kollar played the game on stream friends, which is apparently is now also tainted. its gross and i feel gross

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shitty media men 

so! i found out that my biggest news article (buzzfeed) was written by a dude on that shitty men in media list. it's fucked up and i'm mad!!!!!

Disgusted that any person might think the BBC Pride and Prejudice may ever bested

I applied to do the soundtrack for a triple-i indie game. I'm not holding my breath but it would be pretty great if I landed the gig. I've never landed a gig! soundcloud.com/teg5511/sets/ma

distributing my guilt over a large surface so i don't break the ice

posting on mastadon about not posting on mastadon :V

here's a real life version of that book in elder scrolls games were a self-appointed badass cringingly teaches you about lock picking - read it to gain a level ninjacache.com/data/uploads/lo

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I picked my first lock today! (not counting my see-through plastic practice padlock) We lost the keys to our red ikea cabinet in the move and i finally decided to get in there.

maybe it makes me a bad person but christmas is my least favourite time of year

wait i forgot that i low-key dropped the news that i'm raising the price of my games to 5 bucks a month so that's probably it

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its sorta perverse that i came out the other side of this patreon nonsense with more money per month

there was a patch for the long dark and it has destroyed my productivity

logged in after forgetting about mastadon for a bit and all my everything is blank and empty what is happening

exercise 

(i will never actually go to a gym, too riddled with anxiety, gotta be safe in my home)

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exercise 

alternating between pushups, jumping jacks, and some sort of ab thing until i'm collapsed on the floor, 4-5 days a week seems workable? i don't know how to gym

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exercise 

anyways its making me look/feel pretty gross so i've been figuring out what i can do exercise-wise that will actually work and that i will actually be good about doing and that i don't have to leave my house for

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