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Me: Why do so many websites have so much dead screen real-estate and squish their content into tiny portions of the page?

*turns off adblocker*

Oh, riiiiiiiiight...

heyyy please take care of yourselfs today

this joke is kinda slightly better if you know about WKT/WKB en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Well-kno

well okay maybe it's not better

so we looked at the data, and what we found surprised us: the data looked back.

eyes formed from curling graphs and peered upon us, like the abyss gazing out, and we understood then the creature who slumbers and waits beyond the veil, She Who Will Vore Us All, and we pledged ourselves to her hungry cause.

anyway don't forget to like and subscribe!

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA Show more

If every decent software engineer knows that faces and fingerprints cannot be passwords because they're neither secret nor can you change them, then why does Apple, which is supposed to be a top-notch tech company, release features like that

THE ISSUE ISN'T THE SOFTWARE, ITS THE PEOPLE

ad: Talk to your doctor to see if
me: *puts on magic glasses*
ad: BUY CONSUME FORGET IGNORE

toot: awoo
me: *puts on magic glasses*
toot: you are special and worthy ☺️

isolation Show more

oh wait it's right there, named conspicuously, i just somehow missed it

crisis averted

that thing where you can't find crap on your computer but you KNOW IT IS THERE SOMEWHERE

shit i've realized why i can't write
i've got a severe case of JJ Abramsosis
i can come up with a bunch of story thread starters, but no reasonable endings

@tcql ready player one but it's in second life instead and the main character winds up dangerously furry and spewing communist memes

what cybrepunk stories are missing is not pop culture references, as Ernest Cline surmised, it is humanity's obsession with cats and memes of them