maybe i can convince the equipment people at work that i just really *need* a mechanical keyboard at the office to do my job
how the fuck was linkedin worth 26 billion
it's a ghost city with old dudes being boring at each other
hey, once again
please CW free software governance / politics toots
please don’t boost stuff that isn’t CWed
I lived this life for nearly a decade. it is a life that hurt me and made me burn out. I would really appreciate you being considerate of this.
work? oh uhh sorry can't today, just busy typing and typing and typing and typing
mmmmm finally a mechanical keyboard
this feels lovely
whenever things go bad, just blame it all on the nanites
missed the bus? because of the nanites
umbrella broke? those fucken nanites ruined it
can you believe computers~?
if this is what the coming robot apocalypse looks like, i'm okay with it
is every human ever tho right
this just gave me such lovelyterrible cybredystopian vibes when i read it
"There is no American law against broadcasting subliminal messages to humans, let alone machines."
i don't remember things, i just predict the past depending on how on-brand the event was