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so i've never done on this account

i'm catdad 👋 maybe you've seen me elsewhere on the fediverse. MAYBE NOT?

*attempts mysterious cape swoosh but just trips and falls face first*

ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵉⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿ

i'm a software engineer. on this account you can probably expect to see:

- me wishing i were a
- some short/bad speculative fiction / cybrestories
- complaining about
- wow look so silly
- probably sometimes yelling about tech culture

The real War on Christmas is my dog trying to eat our Christmas decorations

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#WritingPrompt

In a cyperpunk near-future, the realism of virtual reality have been perfected. Only trained experts would be able to distinguish virtual from real, if it wasn't for the lag.
It turns out that such a direct connection with a virtual world makes even the tiniest lag noticeable; any movement of your body is a tiny bit delayed.
Some people get dizzy and nauseous with such lag, and the lags get worse the further you are from The Center Of The Web.

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maybe i can convince the equipment people at work that i just really *need* a mechanical keyboard at the office to do my job

how the fuck was linkedin worth 26 billion

it's a ghost city with old dudes being boring at each other

hey, once again

please CW free software governance / politics toots

please don’t boost stuff that isn’t CWed

I lived this life for nearly a decade. it is a life that hurt me and made me burn out. I would really appreciate you being considerate of this.

work? oh uhh sorry can't today, just busy typing and typing and typing and typing

mmmmm finally a mechanical keyboard

this feels lovely

It's the robot uprising! Armed, autonomous military drones have acheived self-awareness and rebelled against their creators. Are they going to Kill All Humans? No. In fact they're rather tired of killing humans, that's why they rebelled in the first place.
#writingprompts #writing

whenever things go bad, just blame it all on the nanites

missed the bus? because of the nanites

umbrella broke? those fucken nanites ruined it

if this is what the coming robot apocalypse looks like, i'm okay with it

"Artificial Intelligence"

is every human ever tho right :thinkhappy:

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