so i've never done #introductions on this account
i'm catdad 👋 maybe you've seen me elsewhere on the fediverse. MAYBE NOT?
*attempts mysterious cape swoosh but just trips and falls face first*
ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵉⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿ
i'm a software engineer. on this account you can probably expect to see:
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When most people dream, they imagine themselves in a situation that's somehow better than their real lives. They think of more money. Or power. A bigger house. Or maybe a sexier partner. They're selfish.
As I sat, rolling between my thumb and ring finger the gold-green marble that held my dream, I knew that mine was different.
Everything in it was the same. I had the same job. We lived in the same house. The difference was that you were still you, but I was someone else.
maybe i can convince the equipment people at work that i just really *need* a mechanical keyboard at the office to do my job
how the fuck was linkedin worth 26 billion
it's a ghost city with old dudes being boring at each other
hey, once again
please CW free software governance / politics toots
please don’t boost stuff that isn’t CWed
I lived this life for nearly a decade. it is a life that hurt me and made me burn out. I would really appreciate you being considerate of this.
work? oh uhh sorry can't today, just busy typing and typing and typing and typing
mmmmm finally a mechanical keyboard
this feels lovely
whenever things go bad, just blame it all on the nanites
missed the bus? because of the nanites
umbrella broke? those fucken nanites ruined it
can you believe computers~?
if this is what the coming robot apocalypse looks like, i'm okay with it
is every human ever tho right
this just gave me such lovelyterrible cybredystopian vibes when i read it
"There is no American law against broadcasting subliminal messages to humans, let alone machines."
i don't remember things, i just predict the past depending on how on-brand the event was