so i've never done #introductions on this account
i'm catdad 👋 maybe you've seen me elsewhere on the fediverse. MAYBE NOT?
*attempts mysterious cape swoosh but just trips and falls face first*
ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵉⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿ
i'm a software engineer. on this account you can probably expect to see:
if this is what the coming robot apocalypse looks like, i'm okay with it
is every human ever tho right
this just gave me such lovelyterrible cybredystopian vibes when i read it
"There is no American law against broadcasting subliminal messages to humans, let alone machines."
i don't remember things, i just predict the past depending on how on-brand the event was
people with shit memory, UNITE! wait did we do this already
never met a computer i didn't want to destroy. but also hang out with.
hug ur computers, kids
when you write haskell you have to think about what you're doing before you do it
that's not what happens when i open my mouth, computer!!
Oh wow they finally fell for it and gave me a degree in whatever computers are.
Now NO ONE can legally stop me from putting lightning in the blinky box.
back in the old days, if ur program had mistakes you would gently PUT A BANDAID on the punch card
why does nobody treat technology nicely these days
everything these days is so cold, and impersonal, and much less friendly than it used to be!
just think back to the olden days... if your video game froze up you went through the *very intimate* ritual of blowing softly on the cartridge
now you just like, smack technology that doesn't work
smdh what's wrong with the future
if only we stuck with cartridges,,...