Pinned ping

in the upcoming decade i promise to be even gayer and even more on my bullshit at all times. this is both a promise and a threat

Pinned ping

i execute a perfect get-up attack every time i wake up in the morning

food, disordered eating 

getting ready to go out like "the world has progressed past the need for bras"

kara! relayed

fake doomsday prophecy about X Æ A-Xii 

Show thread
kara! relayed

It used to be so easy to be a mathematician and get famous for it. Figuring out that if you stick two triangles together it sometimes makes a square? That used to be enough to get a whole book about your shit

im counting down the days until school ends so i can play it, my friends are counting down the days until i shut up about not owning this game

Show thread

i finally got my tax return and i'm so lucky that i'm capable of self control else i would go absolutely ham on some kiseki

kara! relayed

@takaeri and, just like real life short people, you can't crouch in deep rock galactic. short people who try and crouch just fold in on themselves dimensionally, not enough room, it can get pretty bad

i like deep rock galactic because it allows me to finally understand what it means to be a short person

kara! relayed

opera omnia 

actually, foucault did talk about the power structure of the garlean empire in final fantasy xiv. none of you fuckers have read foucault so you can't prove me wrong

here's some more Real Facts: liz warren threw the first brick at stonewall. karl marx thought pokemon blue was overrated. the first combustion engine ran on origami

Show thread

here's some completely real facts: joe biden was a professional go-kart racer who faked his own death. hillary clinton is sixteen ferrets in a mech. trees are 99% water, 1% dreams

Show thread

the magic of the internet is that you can post some completely untrue wacky shit and people will take you seriously. the march of technology goes ever onward

gacha bs 

i feel sorry for anyone who has been looking forward to the last of us 2. it must be hard living life with such shit taste

famous last words: oh i'll just play some games on my phone while i wait for my adhd meds to kick in. i'm sure i'll be able to swap to my homework after that

Show more
Cybrespace

Cybrespace is an instance of Mastodon, a social network based on open web protocols and free, open-source software. It is decentralized like e-mail.