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The ground is so solid beneath me, so wonderfully there against the soles of my feet (not horny), but I was thinkin. What if I took a step and it wasn't there anymore. I'm sitting naked on my bed after a shower typing this. What if the ground, when I tried to take a step, wasn't there. OR. ooh ooh ooh OR.,, What if it got all stretchy and rose up around my foot and kept me from taking a step. 😳😳😳😳😳 not horny not horny 😳😳😳😳 I promise 😳😳

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i wonder what the fuckers on this website, think, about me being sdo sleepy. does this offecntd you, liberal???? does this offent you?? offend???

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trying to persuade a cat to let you pet it (emoji spam) 

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selfie ec. no shirt. boots that I can't actually walk in 

hi fedi :3

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not sense, caps, aaaAaaa this is a content warningggg aaa you better watch out aaaa 

The END of EVANGELION???? (not clickbait)

food ment 

I'm wearing pajamas and I'm gonna go to Wegmans and get milk (to go with the cookies I made last night) and plastic bags and this hair "frizz ease" stuff. And there will be plenty of lovely people there for me to exchange glances and friendly smiles with.

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What if I went to the grocery store and was all of a sudden so very cozy around so many fellow humans all at once 😳

Reply to this post I dare you, reply to my post if you reply I'll bark at you so you gotta reply to the post c'mon do it :ameowbongo:

I'm giggling at you, fedi. You're making me giggle right now

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420+ 

If I do, I think I should refrain from doing it again for a while. I'm not too worried about addiction though, this is the first time I've woken up after doing edibles and been immediately in the mood to do them again

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