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Microsoft proudly introduces: MS Mastodon. Finally the functionality and reliability of Windows Server comes to the Fediverse!

introducing womanicures

it's a manicure... but for WOMEN

I started referring to myself in the third person completely as a joke but I've started doing it without thinking about it now.

sometimes comedy can go too far kids

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mh (-) Show more

a lot of good toots on the mastodon network tonight

king of the hill Show more

modern tech dystopia fiction bothers me because it acts as if humanity is slapping itself silly for no reason, as if a very tiny group of people isn't becoming obscenely wealthy from invading our privacy and micromanaging our lives

dreams Show more

Let's Generate Some Random Bytes and Say We Actually Encrypted

regrets Show more

money (-) Show more

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cybrespace: the social hub of the information superhighway

jack in to the mastodon fediverse today and surf the dataflow through our cybrepunk, slightly glitchy web portal