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Today, while I was blissfully doing a tedious and time-consuming task, someone told me that organized labor always needs researchers, and I think I want to figure out how to do that???

Here it is! One perspective-projected triangle projected in the dead center the screen with my own N64 RSP triangle pipeline microcode! Took me long enough.

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@piratebot is the worst bot on mastodon:
- the definition always starts with a capital letter
- it cuts it off at the first full stop, so if the definition is "an esp. hot flame" (esp meaning especially) it will post "an esp"
- it doesn't check if the "ar" actually makes the "ar" sound (like january, which you don't pronounce "jan yoo arr ee")
- it will replace all "ar" with "arrrr" or "arrrrrrr" or whatever, even if it occurs three time in the sentence
- it doesn't care if the word begins with an A or U or E or whatever, it will still say "a elephant"
- some of the definitions are just "see other spelling" but it will post them anyway
- the grammar of the first line almost never makes sense, like "what's a pirate's favourite A type of object"
- it's horribly unfunny

i'm so, so proud of piratebot and i'm so happy i created it. i will never take it down

:blobsad: trade mark
:blobsadleft: keep mark
:blobwoah: share mark, as equals

I was like eight when I realized everyone was a dumbass and wrong about everything so I have no idea why people trust the default worldview they got through cultural osmosis so much

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Wildflower enthusiasts of Mastodon: any idea what this is? Flowers are about 1-1.5 cm, stems are about 3.5-5 cm long, boosts are welcome

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hey I set up a matrix server which serves no purpose and will probably be deleted eventually but you can join, if you'd like

Reminder: you are worthy of love. You deserve all the happiness and kindness the world has to give. And no matter who you are I hope you get whatever you need to make it through life.

y'all discord users ought to send an email to them saying you opt out of their arbitration clause in case they ever need sued

if you don't trust me read the eula yourself and decide if not having your right to sue them taken away is worth an email

(or, you know, maybe avoid the service entirely if you're able and willing)

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cybrespace: the social hub of the information superhighway

jack in to the mastodon fediverse today and surf the dataflow through our cybrepunk, slightly glitchy web portal