Controversial opinion 

@stux lime Skittles rule

At work, you can't be on the Internet. Like it's a real-deal "catch a write-up" offense.

Which, if you needed any indication that this job sucks dingleberries, there you go.

@sng now I COULD be wrong about this, but from where I sat in my Uber the other day, i saw "wh_te", that much I know

@IrisKalmia it's easy to forget that the central valley of California is essentially a red state inside of a blue state πŸ˜‚

I swear to God there's a tarp sign that says "white lives are essential", draped over [what look to be] some boxes in someone's backyard that you can see from the highway.

I mean, I'll probably see it again on the way home, but if what I saw was what I think I saw, then yikes.

@greyor In all actuality, I can just start doing this now πŸ˜‚

Mind you, the guard hut is surrounded by easily-breakable glass. And the doors are majority glass, too, so :oh_no: :oh_no_bubble:

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I always laugh at the fact that, in the case of civil unrest or mass hysteria, the site at which I work wants us to lock ourselves inside our guard hut, and call the cops.

When I get older, I'm going to be one of those people who just drops jewels and life lessons to the youth, unprompted

One of my favorite quotes (cw: war) 

"War doesn't determine who's right -- only who's left."

The most positive aspect about this heatwave -- or maybe the only positive aspect -- is that it makes the sludge/doom metal listening experience much better

I haven't had dreadlocks since high school.

Might fuck around and get em again :thaenkin:

@mwlucas y'know, if I were one of those asshole security guards that fancied themselves as cops, I'd have all the dignity in the world.

But as it stands, I'm just a former software dev in a dirty ass vest πŸ˜„

@Shrigglepuss honestly, if I were on the graveyard shift I'd have prime time for daydreaming or working on other things. But I'm always assigned to the busiest shifts (because I'm one of the few people triste to work during the day πŸ˜‚)

@mwlucas They did put a new air conditioner in the shack. And it only took someone quitting to motivate them!

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