Me: "Yo! I was reading up on $tech last weekend, we can totally use it in the codebase and it'll be sweet"
Cunt Exec: So what's this i hear about $tech?
Buddy (white guy #1): Yeah you should talk to Soma about it, i think he knows the most about it out of all of us.
Cunt Exec: *looks at me* ... white guy #2, can you look into this?
Hey folx! It's #reintroduction time!
My name is Soma, your friendly black neighborhood demiman. They/them pronouns, but he/him is no biggie. Im a cyclist, a front-end developer, an ancom, and just an all-around pain in the ass to white people everywhere (well, most anyway).
My 30s are gonna be the shit
yeah that was totally nothing to worry about 😄
btw i have no symptoms atm
tbf i was more than certain i did; you cant be in a house where both parents have it and you dont (well you CAN but thats pretty unlikely)
i dont take the oxycodone right away, just right before bed
And im just getting warm
I'm black as hell, and I'm not gonna take a nap for as long as I usually do today!
18+ only, please.