Your's Truly @somarasu@cybre.space

In the 4-5ish years ive been on the fediverse i dont think ive ever made my DMs availability known

They're always open, just in case you were wondering

Look at me out here not looking like trash tonight (selfie; eye contact)

Me: "Yo! I was reading up on $tech last weekend, we can totally use it in the codebase and it'll be sweet"

Everyone: *crickets*

*months later*

Cunt Exec: So what's this i hear about $tech?

Buddy (white guy #1): Yeah you should talk to Soma about it, i think he knows the most about it out of all of us.

Cunt Exec: *looks at me* ... white guy #2, can you look into this?

Me:

Hey folx! It's #reintroduction time!

My name is Soma, your friendly black neighborhood demiman. They/them pronouns, but he/him is no biggie. Im a cyclist, a front-end developer, an ancom, and just an all-around pain in the ass to white people everywhere (well, most anyway).

#Javascript #PoC #techno #cycling #politics

My best friend and his girlfriend are making me a birthday dinner and holy shit, it's gonna be amazing 🤤🤤

Thanks so much for the birthday wishes everyone.

I love y'all so much

Kiss me, I'm the Birthday boi 🎂

my birthday is coming up on Monday. would any of you lovely loves like to contribute to my "cake fund"~?
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu

(full disclosure: the cake will probably be pizza)

just a reminder: you can catch me over at hackers dot town more often

*Beck voice*
I'm a libra, babyyyyyy,

So why don't you kill me

could any of you lovelies spare a buck for dinner (or midnight snack)~?

https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu

💖

you can find me at hackers.town now

@somarasu

There has to be some geek who cries about 'easy modes' who *also* has Aimex installed and I feel the overwhelming urge to talk to them

I just caught myself wondering:

How large is the center of the Venn diagram of "gamers who bitch about games not being 'hard' and fellating Souls-style games" and "active aimbot/walls users"?

"jock gf / nerd bf" trope?

I'll buy that all day

People who question why a guy would have a cat is pure radioactive-levels of toxic

The next time someone suggegts "swipe" to me I'm going to backhand them

why, yes, I *do* have games on my phone

MY FUCKING ECZEMA!!!!!!!!

I fucking hate smartphone screen keyboard bullshit

Just fucking bring back buttons you can touch with your hands

#nowplaying #fediplay #np
The English Beat - Tears Of A Clown
https://youtu.be/SjnYRD2vm8E

Tammy Ealom has been my biggest crush for the past decade

Followed by Debbie Harry and Joan Jett, in that order

I guess I'm in another one of those "music moods"

#nowplaying #np #fediplay
Dressy Bessy - She Likes It
https://youtu.be/3hXRT0-z9ls