Your's Truly (Purity: NaN) @somarasu@cybre.space

*hits the reject to the Marriage of Figaro*

A follow request isnt my way of 'breaking the ice'.

Perhaps trying an interaction beforehand~?

Me: "Yo! I was reading up on $tech last weekend, we can totally use it in the codebase and it'll be sweet"

Everyone: *crickets*

*months later*

Cunt Exec: So what's this i hear about $tech?

Buddy (white guy #1): Yeah you should talk to Soma about it, i think he knows the most about it out of all of us.

Cunt Exec: *looks at me* ... white guy #2, can you look into this?

Me:

Hey folx! It's #reintroduction time!

My name is Soma, your friendly black neighborhood demiman. They/them pronouns, but he/him is no biggie. Im a cyclist, a front-end developer, an ancom, and just an all-around pain in the ass to white people everywhere (well, most anyway).

#Javascript #PoC #techno #cycling #politics

Hey there!

By following me you acknowledge that you're gonna probably here a lot of the following:

- Reverence of Javascript

- Castigation of whiteness and white people

If both of those aren't your cuppa tea then I'm sorry you feel that way 😄

My gf and a mutual did eventually get me to relent.

I was just a goodboi who didnt wanna miss school! 😂

I might have told y'all this already but when i was younger, i had to ditch school so i can lose my virginity, and y'know what made me hella nervous?

The fact that it was my first time ditching school.

I was such a fucking nerd.

Welcome to Mastodon

I love you

Hearing someone go 'black people are just as racist as white people' elicits the same mental response in me that I imagine hardcore Youtube atheists feel when they hear someone go "well evolution is just a theory, it's not proven"

and for the record, one cannot be 'beautifully anti-black'; i did it strictly for the alliteration

my beautifully anti-black place of former work just fucked me outta my UI benefits so i gotta pass around the bucket hat

literally anything helps and will guarantee my pledge of eternal love for you

https://cash.me/somarasu

<3

i wanna have a 'Rosemary and Thyme' watch party with my lesbian friends

Y'know, just in case you werent in the loop

Bernie is just another white cunt in a long line of white cunts who are gonna do fuck all for non-whites.

ERBOH is what happens when a history teacher falls asleep watching old '106 and Park' re-runs

this book is dope and you should read it when you get the chance

https://openlibrary.org/books/OL7460254M/Protest_Politics_and_Prosperity

centrists be like 'i dont agree with your racism but i'll defend to the death your right to practice it'

And did you *draw* all over it with CRAYON???

Did you boys get paint all over me first dollar??

I managed to work in both reverence for Javascript *and* the occult on my portfolio website

I watched and ep of Rick and Morty for the first time in a while and the *first* thing that popped into my head was "why are Rick's lines so fuckin' long??"

If you're gonna make up stories about how 'see black folks are racist ToOoO!' you gotta make them believable.

Or at the very least consistent.

One time my coworker told us this story about how at his old job, one of his coworkers told him that he "fucking hates white people", and i remember being like "That's total fiction. Zero black people would risk their jobs by telling you that they hate white folks, it's a literal zero-sum game."

oh yeah, now i gotta let my folks know i got fucked out of ui b/c racism

so, no, white people, i wont calm down.