Yule's Truly @somarasu@cybre.space

In the 4-5ish years ive been on the fediverse i dont think ive ever made my DMs availability known

They're always open, just in case you were wondering

Look at me out here not looking like trash tonight (selfie; eye contact)

*hits the reject to the Marriage of Figaro*

Me: "Yo! I was reading up on $tech last weekend, we can totally use it in the codebase and it'll be sweet"

Everyone: *crickets*

*months later*

Cunt Exec: So what's this i hear about $tech?

Buddy (white guy #1): Yeah you should talk to Soma about it, i think he knows the most about it out of all of us.

Cunt Exec: *looks at me* ... white guy #2, can you look into this?

Me:

Hey folx! It's #reintroduction time!

My name is Soma, your friendly black neighborhood demiman. They/them pronouns, but he/him is no biggie. Im a cyclist, a front-end developer, an ancom, and just an all-around pain in the ass to white people everywhere (well, most anyway).

#Javascript #PoC #techno #cycling #politics

cops are such garbagey people

I've lost 30 pounds in almost a month.

Not exactly the diet plan I'd recommend but results are results 😅

Ive got some exercises to do whilst waiting for physical therapy to begin (in a couple weeks)

Ive been living off coffee, orange juice, and Hot Pockets.

So it's pretty much ages 13-18 all over again.

And in the same room, too!

My 30s are gonna be the shit

It's almost been a month since the crash that took my friend and put me into the hospital.

It just now feeling as if i can look in the mirror and say "i'm alive".

Like, holy shit: im alive.

yeah that was totally nothing to worry about 😄

about to get my wound staples removed 😬

hope it doesnt hurt

@ItsJenNotGabby happy birfday, friendo 🎂 🎉 💖

sneezing fuckin hurts (b/c cracked sternum)

There are a lotta cool people who's online socializing will never extend beyond Facebook

btw i have no symptoms atm

tbf i was more than certain i did; you cant be in a house where both parents have it and you dont (well you CAN but thats pretty unlikely)

Got my test back and I officially have covid

Doesnt that just suck ass

It still feels weird to think to myself "ive got staples in my leg essentially holding my skin together"

why the fuck are youtube ads so damn long all of a sudden??

shit it's almost midnight

I wanna get back to playing tennis so bad

Im burnt out watching Netflix so im binging OSW Reviews

i dont take the oxycodone right away, just right before bed