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In the 4-5ish years ive been on the fediverse i dont think ive ever made my DMs availability known

They're always open, just in case you were wondering

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Look at me out here not looking like trash tonight :blobuwu: (selfie; eye contact)

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Me: "Yo! I was reading up on $tech last weekend, we can totally use it in the codebase and it'll be sweet"

Everyone: *crickets*

*months later*

Cunt Exec: So what's this i hear about $tech?

Buddy (white guy #1): Yeah you should talk to Soma about it, i think he knows the most about it out of all of us.

Cunt Exec: *looks at me* ... white guy #2, can you look into this?

Me: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun:

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Hey folx! It's time!

My name is Soma, your friendly black neighborhood demiman. They/them pronouns, but he/him is no biggie. Im a cyclist, a front-end developer, an ancom, and just an all-around pain in the ass to white people everywhere (well, most anyway).

asking for help 

hey, lovelies

Y'all know I hate being a burden, but if you could drop a buck or two in my "food money" bucket hat, I'd be eternally grateful

venmo.com/somarasu
paypal.me/c4rtwright
cash.me/$somarasu

love you! ๐Ÿ’–

Just an fyi: I moved to hackers town so it's better to follow me there :)

later sunrises are quite nice. like it's nicer when the sun rises at ~0730 rather than ~0530

body 

I seriously need some skin care products

I don't really eat candy that much anymore but tis the season

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since I never get trick-or-treaters (b/c apartment complex), I wanna buy myself a bunch of candy, throw it in a pillowcase, and eat it.

just an fyi that I can also be found on hackers.town :3

Pat Robertson is still alive?!

That's wild to me.

asking for help 

hey, lovelies

Y'all know I hate being a burden, but if you could drop a buck or two in my "food money" bucket hat, I'd be eternally grateful

venmo.com/somarasu
paypal.me/c4rtwright
cash.me/$somarasu

love you!

Food 

My best friend and his girlfriend are making me a birthday dinner and holy shit, it's gonna be amazing ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

Thanks so much for the birthday wishes everyone.

I love y'all so much :blobheart:

my birthday is coming up on Monday. would any of you lovely loves like to contribute to my "cake fund"~?
venmo.com/somarasu
paypal.me/c4rtwright
cash.me/$somarasu

(full disclosure: the cake will probably be pizza)

just a reminder: you can catch me over at hackers dot town more often

*Beck voice*
I'm a libra, babyyyyyy,

So why don't you kill me

There has to be some geek who cries about 'easy modes' who *also* has Aimex installed and I feel the overwhelming urge to talk to them

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I just caught myself wondering:

How large is the center of the Venn diagram of "gamers who bitch about games not being 'hard' and fellating Souls-style games" and "active aimbot/walls users"?

"jock gf / nerd bf" trope?

I'll buy that all day

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