Me: "Yo! I was reading up on $tech last weekend, we can totally use it in the codebase and it'll be sweet"
Everyone: *crickets*
*months later*
Cunt Exec: So what's this i hear about $tech?
Buddy (white guy #1): Yeah you should talk to Soma about it, i think he knows the most about it out of all of us.
Cunt Exec: *looks at me* ... white guy #2, can you look into this?
Me:
Hey folx! It's #reintroduction time!
My name is Soma, your friendly black neighborhood demiman. They/them pronouns, but he/him is no biggie. Im a cyclist, a front-end developer, an ancom, and just an all-around pain in the ass to white people everywhere (well, most anyway).
asking for help
hey, lovelies
Y'all know I hate being a burden, but if you could drop a buck or two in my "food money" bucket hat, I'd be eternally grateful
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
love you! 💖
asking for help
hey, lovelies
Y'all know I hate being a burden, but if you could drop a buck or two in my "food money" bucket hat, I'd be eternally grateful
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
love you!
my birthday is coming up on Monday. would any of you lovely loves like to contribute to my "cake fund"~?
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
(full disclosure: the cake will probably be pizza)
could any of you lovelies spare a buck for dinner (or midnight snack)~?
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
💖
you can find me at hackers.town now
There has to be some geek who cries about 'easy modes' who *also* has Aimex installed and I feel the overwhelming urge to talk to them
And I'm just getting warm.
Black. Demi. Consistently inconsistent.
18+ only, lovelies.