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In the 4-5ish years ive been on the fediverse i dont think ive ever made my DMs availability known

They're always open, just in case you were wondering

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Look at me out here not looking like trash tonight :blobuwu: (selfie; eye contact)

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Me: "Yo! I was reading up on $tech last weekend, we can totally use it in the codebase and it'll be sweet"

Everyone: *crickets*

*months later*

Cunt Exec: So what's this i hear about $tech?

Buddy (white guy #1): Yeah you should talk to Soma about it, i think he knows the most about it out of all of us.

Cunt Exec: *looks at me* ... white guy #2, can you look into this?

Me: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun:

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Hey folx! It's time!

My name is Soma, your friendly black neighborhood demiman. They/them pronouns, but he/him is no biggie. Im a cyclist, a front-end developer, an ancom, and just an all-around pain in the ass to white people everywhere (well, most anyway).

Food 

My best friend and his girlfriend are making me a birthday dinner and holy shit, it's gonna be amazing 🤤🤤

Thanks so much for the birthday wishes everyone.

I love y'all so much :blobheart:

my birthday is coming up on Monday. would any of you lovely loves like to contribute to my "cake fund"~?
venmo.com/somarasu
paypal.me/c4rtwright
cash.me/$somarasu

(full disclosure: the cake will probably be pizza)

just a reminder: you can catch me over at hackers dot town more often

*Beck voice*
I'm a libra, babyyyyyy,

So why don't you kill me

There has to be some geek who cries about 'easy modes' who *also* has Aimex installed and I feel the overwhelming urge to talk to them

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I just caught myself wondering:

How large is the center of the Venn diagram of "gamers who bitch about games not being 'hard' and fellating Souls-style games" and "active aimbot/walls users"?

"jock gf / nerd bf" trope?

I'll buy that all day

People who question why a guy would have a cat is pure radioactive-levels of toxic

The next time someone suggegts "swipe" to me I'm going to backhand them

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screaming to the heavens 

MY FUCKING ECZEMA!!!!!!!!

:smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun:

I fucking hate smartphone screen keyboard bullshit

Just fucking bring back buttons you can touch with your hands

Tammy Ealom has been my biggest crush for the past decade

Followed by Debbie Harry and Joan Jett, in that order

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I guess I'm in another one of those "music moods"

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