Your's Truly (Purity: NaN) @somarasu@cybre.space

A follow request isnt my way of 'breaking the ice'.

Perhaps trying an interaction beforehand~?

Me: "Yo! I was reading up on $tech last weekend, we can totally use it in the codebase and it'll be sweet"

Everyone: *crickets*

*months later*

Cunt Exec: So what's this i hear about $tech?

Buddy (white guy #1): Yeah you should talk to Soma about it, i think he knows the most about it out of all of us.

Cunt Exec: *looks at me* ... white guy #2, can you look into this?

Me:

Hey folx! It's #reintroduction time!

My name is Soma, your friendly black neighborhood demiman. They/them pronouns, but he/him is no biggie. Im a cyclist, a front-end developer, an ancom, and just an all-around pain in the ass to white people everywhere (well, most anyway).

#Javascript #PoC #techno #cycling #politics

Hey there!

By following me you acknowledge that you're gonna probably here a lot of the following:

- Reverence of Javascript

- Castigation of whiteness and white people

If both of those aren't your cuppa tea then I'm sorry you feel that way 😄

What would be the scariest bird Pokemon to run across in real life?

Watch me stream 'Bejeweled Stars' and 'Blasterball'

Coming to a Twitch near you 😂

im down to two packs of ramen and zero cash for the foreseeable future.

if anyone could help me out with a restaurant gift card or two, i would truly be indebted to you.

(i typically ask for gift cards b/c ive got no bank account, at the moment. plus it's overdrawn as a mofo)

a very slow-burn headache

A follow request isnt my way of 'breaking the ice'.

Perhaps trying an interaction beforehand~?

Fasting can be good for the soul

that 'on the menu' pun was very intended, btw

I know 'ham' is on the meme menu today but dont get foolish about forgetting your CWs

Although part of me thinks they may go the lazy route and make him a brown-skinned Kotal Khan 😂

omg and when Nightwolf drops THAT'S gonna be the shit.

Shang Tsung is so fuckin' dope #MortalKombat #MK11

I should be hearing back about my latest job prospect soon (perhaps later this week).

I really hope i get it, b/c unemployment hasnt come in yet and im getting pretty hungry 😅

Fuck a 'gender reveal'.

How about a 'gender surreal'.

tired: techbro
wired: techdeckbro

Jar of Greed?

2v2 Monopoly with people on Mastodon would be ultra-dope, imo

Yo

Yo

Y'all remember that chess app that people played through Mastodon (where you'd take turns with toots)?

What if there was a Monopoly version?

So ladies, gentlemen, mascs and fems, enbies of all ages, i guess the moral of this story is to be a little bit more mindful about this kinda shit.

Happy Fathers Day!

What upsets me the most is: if it were just some folks on the 'net who were like "poor kid", i probably wouldn't care. But this kid and his parents:
- got on Ellen
- had a GoFundMe set up for them
- had MULTIPLE athletes give them free tickets to shit

It was the *LITERAL CODDLING* of white supremacists (minus the kid. I'll give the kid the BOTD re: his white supremacy but the apple doesnt fall too far from the tree, most of the time)

@anthonydavis how do you feel about going to LA?