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In the 4-5ish years ive been on the fediverse i dont think ive ever made my DMs availability known

They're always open, just in case you were wondering

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Look at me out here not looking like trash tonight :blobuwu: (selfie; eye contact)

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*hits the reject to the Marriage of Figaro*

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Me: "Yo! I was reading up on $tech last weekend, we can totally use it in the codebase and it'll be sweet"

Everyone: *crickets*

*months later*

Cunt Exec: So what's this i hear about $tech?

Buddy (white guy #1): Yeah you should talk to Soma about it, i think he knows the most about it out of all of us.

Cunt Exec: *looks at me* ... white guy #2, can you look into this?

Me: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun:

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Hey folx! It's time!

My name is Soma, your friendly black neighborhood demiman. They/them pronouns, but he/him is no biggie. Im a cyclist, a front-end developer, an ancom, and just an all-around pain in the ass to white people everywhere (well, most anyway).

When Illy calls their bold roast "Intenso", they aren't kidding

I got one of my new pairs of glasses.

They're awesome, I'll prolly take a pic of them later

I haven't tooted in 4 days?

Seems wayyy too long

Body(-) 

My knee is just not having it today

Vaccine 

I really oughta get that ball rolling

Literally one second ago I was about to sit down and craft a work-related post about how some jobs are shit and they suck, but I got a text from a friend and it just spun me into a smile

Work 

I really need to invest in a thermos so I can have coffee AT work and not just before

I've got a phone again, which means I can get back into Duolingo :D

Chrome does nice UI things that cater to people who constantly have 1000 tabs open

People enjoy doing overtime because more hours = more money.

But time is worth so much more than money

That's what boring, stressful jobs do to people: they make people fucking *pumped* to do anything else

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Derick Chauvin 

Big you know what, I'm being cynical: justice is justice.

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Derick Chauvin 

DMGW, I think Derick Chauvin going down on all charges is great. But this is more a symbolic victory, in my eyes (except for George Floyd's family, that's awesome for them).

I mean, murder 3? He won't be in very long (especially with good behavior or if some of the sentence is suspended)

Nobody I know knows what Mastodon is or looks like so they just think I'm tweeting. :blobpeek:

I'm sure this might be a feature already, but there HAS to be a way to disable the ESPN, Hulu, etc. buttons on a Roku remote b/c a fucking keep pressing them by accident while I'm watching YouTube 😡

I hope it's not super hot like it was yesterday.

LPOTL is the literal only reason I still fuck with Spotify

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