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Hey folx! It's time!

My name is Soma, your friendly black neighborhood demiman. They/them pronouns, but he/him is no biggie. Im a cyclist, a front-end developer, an ancom, and just an all-around pain in the ass to white people everywhere (well, most anyway).

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Actually, to be totally honest, I think wild horses could drag me away pretty easily.

(excuse my strong language, im just very hyperactive tonight πŸ˜‚)

Okay, raise your hand if you thought 'Totally Spies' was legit anime.

And before you say 'damn, Soma, you pleb...', i saw all of Hyper Police on VHS when i was like 11-12 years old.


(this is a callback to my first ever Mastobrand, 'Soma, from the Church of Angular')

*abruptly enters stranger's home*

Me: Hey, there!

Stranger: ??? who the fuck are you?!

Me: πŸ™ƒ It's me, silly! Soma, from the Church of Angular, remember?

Stranger: ...

Me: By the way, you've got a busted deadbolt, there, neighbor.

Stranger: Please, leave.

"Fun? You bet!" β€” Choctaw casino billboard

me: I'm gonna have to fold...

I'm so glad the Wachowski Sisters invented mastodon a week ago. πŸ™

I have to be one of six people on Earth who thinks the Github UI is slavery-levels of 'atrocious'.

changing my surname and becoming a traveling troubadour

thank you to everyone who has accepted me despite my ridiculousness

You can tell an organization's culture by the custom emojis they have on their Slack

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does anyone know efi and could check up on them? it doesnt seem like theyre in a good space

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"What the fuck, Venmo updated their UI and it sucks, I can't even find my transactions, this makes no sense." - Me for an uninterrupted minute before realizing the app I had opened was Vimeo.

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