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In the 4-5ish years ive been on the fediverse i dont think ive ever made my DMs availability known

They're always open, just in case you were wondering

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Look at me out here not looking like trash tonight :blobuwu: (selfie; eye contact)

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*hits the reject to the Marriage of Figaro*

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Me: "Yo! I was reading up on $tech last weekend, we can totally use it in the codebase and it'll be sweet"

Everyone: *crickets*

*months later*

Cunt Exec: So what's this i hear about $tech?

Buddy (white guy #1): Yeah you should talk to Soma about it, i think he knows the most about it out of all of us.

Cunt Exec: *looks at me* ... white guy #2, can you look into this?

Me: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun:

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Hey folx! It's time!

My name is Soma, your friendly black neighborhood demiman. They/them pronouns, but he/him is no biggie. Im a cyclist, a front-end developer, an ancom, and just an all-around pain in the ass to white people everywhere (well, most anyway).

There were full albums I saved on Spotify strictly because I dug the album art

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They said never to judge a book by its cover, but they said nothing about albums

Subtoot (but +) 

Thank you very much for your donation this morming, mysterious benefactor <3

I'm sleepy, and I'm at work.

Truly a terrible situation

Turns out I don't have tomorrow off.

Glitch in the schedule.

I hate being a rent-a-cop so much.

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Now that I have tomorrow off, do I go grocery shopping today, or tomorrow?

I talk about white people having no black friends. Truth is, *I* just don't have any *white* friends.

In meatspace, anyway.

Although I do have to work this coming Thursday (which are my usual days off) so

Hey fuck it, much prefer having tomorrow off.

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Holy shit I have tomorrow off?!

That's fuckin' awesome

They've got canned GFuel that they just sell in liquor stores now?

You know I had to try it one time.

One awesome thing about being back at my apartment is having access to all my books again

Have the courage to craft the life that *you* wanna live

While walking to the store the other day, I heard a car passing by blasting "La Chona" and was like "yes! I know that song!"

That "found a phone charger just in the nick of time" feeling

That'll be a dope cap to the week and get the weekend started right

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Food; alc 

When I get back home, I'm gonna order a pizza, and drink some White Claws (maybe even some vodka)

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