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In the 4-5ish years ive been on the fediverse i dont think ive ever made my DMs availability known

They're always open, just in case you were wondering

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Look at me out here not looking like trash tonight :blobuwu: (selfie; eye contact)

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Me: "Yo! I was reading up on $tech last weekend, we can totally use it in the codebase and it'll be sweet"

Everyone: *crickets*

*months later*

Cunt Exec: So what's this i hear about $tech?

Buddy (white guy #1): Yeah you should talk to Soma about it, i think he knows the most about it out of all of us.

Cunt Exec: *looks at me* ... white guy #2, can you look into this?

Me: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun: :smb3_sun:

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Hey folx! It's time!

My name is Soma, your friendly black neighborhood demiman. They/them pronouns, but he/him is no biggie. Im a cyclist, a front-end developer, an ancom, and just an all-around pain in the ass to white people everywhere (well, most anyway).

news to nobody 

body (~) 

Ive got some exercises to do whilst waiting for physical therapy to begin (in a couple weeks)

food shitpost 

NDE thoughts (about the crash) 

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There are a lotta cool people who's online socializing will never extend beyond Facebook

covid; health 

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covid; health 

body; gross as hell 

why the fuck are youtube ads so damn long all of a sudden??

Im burnt out watching Netflix so im binging OSW Reviews

meds 

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