Pinned ping

The thing about photographing me is that my tweens are terrible but my keyframes are on point.

Honestly? Where are the
a e s t h e t i c
posters?

I feel that Mastodon Culture is too focused on shitposting and being a descendant of Weird Twitter and we're missing out on some really good other aspects of Online Life (OnLife)

Gimme them soft gradients and cozy nostalgic images and music that sounds like Animal Crossing

Yeah I could have a backup account on another instance but I don't really want to be anywhere if I can't be in cybre.space you know?

gallows humour 

Birdsite 

Imagine how hard it would be to get people to answer your calls if your name was Scam Likely.

This was supposed to say "terrified" not "tired" but I guess either works.

What's the 2FA alternative for people who are both lazy and tired of losing their phones?

You Wouldn't Download an E-Scooter

(how to jailbreak impounded scooters, legally, for only about $30)

boingboing.net/2019/09/24/flip

#StealThisTag

Why do some cats snore louder than others? Specifically why does MY cat snore like a goddamn old man?

๐ŸŽต Don't call it a relapse!

I've been sad for years!!๐ŸŽต

I definitely need every app I use to automatically switch between light mode and dark mode at sunset. Please and ty.

Cybrespace

Cybrespace is an instance of Mastodon, a social network based on open web protocols and free, open-source software. It is decentralized like e-mail.