OH: "This developer [of a beer brewing sim] spends lots of time thinking about beer."
Me: "I mean, you work in tech, you know what it's like…"
OH: "Then why isn't there a coffee shop sim?"
Me: "Let's be real, most coffee consumption in tech is probably self medication of undiagnosed ADHD, I'm sure there's loads of half finished coffee simulators"
guy with ~animals superpower~ who is literally just some loser. he can't talk to animals, and he is not able to control them nor does he have any supernatural charm over them. he is, baseline, nice to animals and has some good instincts about how to interact with them, but his life is a complete fucking wreck
the only thing is, local animals think he's cool as fuck. he's a local celebrity but only to animals. they talk to each other about him and coordinate to help him out and he has no idea why sometimes swarms of crows show up to kick somebody's ass for being mean to him
did you know they made a Myst board game where you have to competitively assemble puzzle pieces? i do now
I love interrogating a cat when they say some shit at you. What? Don't have a follow up, idiot? You were just here to hit and run? Ezra you can mrrrrp (lays down next to my head in bed) (purrs violently) all you want little bitch, but at least have an answer when I meow bac- he answered with another meow
will/willa/wendy // genderfluid // mathematically powerful // she/they/he (I don't get the first two enough IRL so use those)
the mastodon instance at cybre.space is retiring
see the end-of-life plan for details: https://cybre.space/~chr/cybre-space-eol