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i kind of want feminine validation right now. talk to/about me using feminine names and pronouns maybe?

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gonna go back to Willa for now; if you want to refer to me by various pronouns/names feel free though! I'm trying to get a feel for myself still! I don't get feminine third-person pronouns in real life so I want to feel how they feel >_>

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*it's the end of the world as we know it voice*

that's great
it starts with a defederate
mutual aid
a hot take
vantablack is not afraid

so... anyone have instance suggestions? (feel free to boost)

AU internet fanfic where instead of HTTP amd JSON, GIF bitstreams and binary application extensions over plain TCP became the predominant web protocol for RPCs/REST

my favorite thing about csp [edit: adding a subscription, not going subscription only] is that the page says that a monthly license is priced "from $0.99"... but that only applies to a single smartphone device. if you want to put it on an actual computer it's $4.50. or $7.50 if you want to put it on two, because after all the bits cost more

gonna go around singing educational songs about category theory, call it a funk tour

deckbuilder roguelike but it's about building a deck behind your house

if you're a newly-minted pokemon trainer and your hometown is on one of the endgame routes do they start you off with a level 50 pokemon or do they just hand you a duffel bag full of repel

Would you like a tree in this trying time? It has 224 nodes, descending 25 nodes down.

position: -0.2709435996962191 + 0.6548794950267417i
pixel width: 1.3603558382684554e-05

Would you like a tree in this trying time? It has 106 nodes, descending 32 nodes down.

Would you like a tree in this trying time? It has 711 nodes, descending 94 nodes down.

minimum imaginary part of a zero of the Riemann zeta function whose real part is strictly between 1/2 and 1, is this anything

Would you like a tree in this trying time? It has 118 nodes, descending 33 nodes down.

current cuteness levels are 69%

(69%) β– β– β– β– β– β– β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘

​:blobcat:​ Microsoft KB article
​:blobcatnervous:​ "Microsoft Excel incorrectly assumes that the year 1900 is a leap year."
​:blobcatfearful:​ "When Lotus 1-2-3 was first released,"

My main thought about crypto is "ethereum" is too cool a word for them to have ruined, it sounds like a scifi future drug that gives you short range telekinesis or something

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