willa (cat) @sl2c@cybre.space

@DissidentKitty 'good thing you're not in taiwan because they'd jail you for unlicensed public clownery' is a fairly strong dunk i think

You're doing what you can right now, and that's enough. You're enough. 💛

While you studied the blade I also studied the blade. But I didn't studey the blade very well. Did you do the blade homework. What did you get for question 5

Petition to rename this heater at my roommate's gym "Vent Reznor"

anyone: *falls*

me: ah, the classic reverse icarus. you flew too close to the ground

good morning,,, some day, we will forget

Hey, @noelle, this seems like your kind of joke.

Cute. Cute. None of you are free of adorable

NES: Nintendo 8
SNES: Nintendo 16
??: Nintendo 32
N64: Nintendo 64
GameCube: Nintendo 128
Wii: Nintendo 256
Wii U: Nintendo 256 U
Switch: Nintendo 512

this is what i make when i want to feel quiet.

it's my birthday give me boosts

is it gay to exonerate? It's literally relieving (someone or something) of a load 😳😔

✅ funny face

Would you like a tree in this trying time? It has 118 nodes, descending 25 nodes down.

interstellar sports. different species good at such radically different things that very rarely is there real competition. humans have the marathon. a new species of intelligent endurance hunters is discovered and the 26-mile race is on

@wigglytuffitout @erinbee @tsturm @readsteven I remember reading some while ago about a group of people from, I believe, Papua New Guinea, that were brought to visit the UK. Everyone was worried about culture shock, but they handled things in stride until they were taken to an archery exhibition.
At which point they absolutely lost it at the concept of fletching, because that was actually relevant to them.

@tsturm @readsteven This meme:

gender-swap faust legend