wilhelmina (fake) @sl2c@cybre.space

*it's the end of the world as we know it voice*

that's great
it starts with a defederate
mutual aid
a hot take
vantablack is not afraid

"If you need to make sure your queries will flow, try MuadDB!" — @hierarchon

my favorite thing about csp [edit: adding a subscription, not going subscription only] is that the page says that a monthly license is priced "from $0.99"... but that only applies to a single smartphone device. if you want to put it on an actual computer it's $4.50. or $7.50 if you want to put it on two, because after all the bits cost more

gonna go around singing educational songs about category theory, call it a funk tour

deckbuilder roguelike but it's about building a deck behind your house

jar (jean war)

if you're a newly-minted pokemon trainer and your hometown is on one of the endgame routes do they start you off with a level 50 pokemon or do they just hand you a duffel bag full of repel

hmmmm, Posting

Would you like a tree in this trying time? It has 224 nodes, descending 25 nodes down.

position: -0.2709435996962191 + 0.6548794950267417i
pixel width: 1.3603558382684554e-05

Would you like a tree in this trying time? It has 106 nodes, descending 32 nodes down.

current mood:

Would you like a tree in this trying time? It has 711 nodes, descending 94 nodes down.

Would you like a tree in this trying time? It has 118 nodes, descending 33 nodes down.

current cuteness levels are 69%

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​​ Microsoft KB article
​​ "Microsoft Excel incorrectly assumes that the year 1900 is a leap year."
​​ "When Lotus 1-2-3 was first released,"