Pinned ping

it should be obvious, since it's in my profile info, but i'll restate it for posterity (and so i can pin it): if you're a minor (that means under 18)? Do Not Fucking Follow Me And Do Not Interact With Me. no joke. thanks in advance.

mental files are being deleted at record-breaking rates / the work will soon begin

i pull a string. leg kicks forward. i pull another string. hand draws a weapon. i pull a third string and the world gets smaller by degrees.

this body doesnt run on hope anymore, just puppetry & sleight of hand

a drink to fortify us in our task: to eat our gods

bring your own condiments

'you are pretty good at being a carbon-based protein-folding unit'

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korki :skounking: relayed

two lesbians are in bed together, one of them says "is it gay in here or is it just me"

and the other says, "oh my god, a girl talked to me!!!"

i know i could buy pastis & anhydrous caffeine & shake (very) well etc

someone needs to make caffeinated pastis tbh

i am the king and queen of bad ideas :skounking:

normally one would assume theyre equally bad in different ways but when i need to get shit done its pretty clear which one is more effective :angery:

by sheer force of will alone* im gonna yank my ass out of depression & into mania

*: excessive amounts of stimulants

ritual to manifest inner indestructible skunkform instead of fragile stock humanform when

smoke -> groceries -> flop around like a fish

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