sireebob @sireebob@cybre.space

"if i were a cis man" is my favorite song from fiddler on the roof

boss makes a dollar
i make a poo
farding and shidding
are all that i do

"i'm out" but with the hacker enthusiasm of "I'm in"

please, people, i just need 480 faves to get a decent night's sleep

1 fave = 1 minute spent away from mastodon

what if i started a patreon where each tier is just me posting less and less

words are flowing out like
endless rain into a paper cup
they slither wildly as they slip away across the fediverse

horseradish
jazz mayonnaise

ranch dressing is just gay mayonnaise

idea for a game:
NPCs ask you to perform simple tasks for them as usual, but instead of just doing it, you have to show them how to do it themselves