sireebob @sireebob@cybre.space

hi! i know i wasn't at masto.nothing.rodeo for long, but self-hosting an instance isn't for everyone and i don't think it's for me. thank you to k3r for helping me come back

at this rate why not just get rid of passwords and use captchas alone

if someone is willing to "break in" to your account by clicking enough palm trees, you probably deserve it

i pita the fool

wild stuff, android.
https://developer.android.com/reference/android/service/notification/NotificationListenerService.Ranking#getUserSentiment%28%29

gradle gradle gradle, i wish you'd go away

okay schumer

i've never thought of a fire hydrant this way before

🎶 a chair is still a chair 🎶

even when it's a plant-based chair alternative

what happened to victor? did they leave the fediverse?!

somebody has absolutely done this already

enby, are you covid-19, because you take my breath away

(how they look is one of the least of airpods' issues, to be clear. check them out on ifixit, or check them out littered on the ground)

hey listen, if you use airpods, don't feel bad. they don't last long anyway, so you can simply not buy new ones. and if you get gifted them or something, you can return them and say you're trying to quit.