sireebob @sireebob@cybre.space

i can't figure out this gibbon meme.
i guess you could say it's gibbon meme a hard time

jack of all lanterns, master of none

"if i were a cis man" is my favorite song from fiddler on the roof

my bathroom is a warzone and my toilet is a war criminal

any task can be broken down into simpler steps:
1) begin to dread the task
2) complain about the task online
3) avoid the task
4) you're done! it's that easy!

lol "the president also repeated a conspiracy theory with no evidence" is such a common line now

for some reason my brain always confuses "proud boys" with "(gay) pride boys" at first

sleep
n. a period in which half your body smashes the other half

SSL < TLS 1.0 < TLS 1.1 < plain HTTP

hi, i'm a web browser. i will fight you to the death to prevent you from accessing any website using a protocol with security weaknesses, but you can go ahead and access it with a protocol that lacks security entirely

if a tree falls in the middle of a forest in a video game on a tv whose sound is muted, does it make a sound?

i just took a shit and now i'm getting ads for toilet paper

i'm sorry, that was rude of me. off to jail i go

the timelens account is so weird

rudeness is basically a crime, i think we can all agree

someone should make a conservative humor bot

i'm so tired but i refuse to let go of my weekend