also found this
@shoofle USB in from a parallel universe (you can tell because the screws make it possible to insert correctly first time)
When you do this with a headphone jack you will hear nothing, then the left channel in your right ear, and then left and right where you'd expect. What would this do to USB?
I'm imagining some deep dream type contortions to the image, every, time, you, push, in, another, ring.