once the queen dies everyone in Britain can go back to speaking normally

when the queen dies they select an infant to be fed only royal jelly, which causes her to develop differently from her peers, who are feed beans on toast. she then matures in a queen cell, capped with wax, until she is ready to emerge and one of the Buckingham Palace attendants cuts a hole in the wax around her head

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@RussellsBarbershopQuartet killing the queen and replacing her with a new queen, who will be trapped behind a toffee gate the Buckingham palace guards need to chew through. By the time they reach her, they will have grown accustomed to her scent and no longer want to kill her

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