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grs aftercare 

grs aftercare 

grs aftercare 

like four people i know are trying to underclock or undervolt their computers to get them working stably, what is wrong with electrons today

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and lifted up his arm to strike him.

At that moment the professor was transformed into a 7-foot grizzly, wreathed in a halo of holy fire. The bear spoke: "Blasphemer thou art, thou thinkst to take the place of God? Those who deny me face eternal fire, but you who knows my work and yet commits the sin of Satan I curse a hundred times over!" The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently picking at his boils. Then Richard Dawkins burst into the room, wielding a copy of The Selfish Gene and crying "Leave that boy alone, you pathetic atavism!" As the holy bear whirled around, terrible light flashing in its eyes, Dawkins shed his mortal form, raised each of his seven horned heads, and hissed. "It'ssss me you want!". And then the Lord and the Antichrist joined in the final battle.

The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

I don't actually believe that line but I love it so much: everything in life is about sex, except sex, which is about power

i wonder if there's a trade-off between smooch depth (number of smooches per person) and smooch width (number of smooches per person) and smooch width (number of smooches per person) and smooch width (number of people who think monster hunter isn't tiddy enough

there is a character for you to play out there you just gotta find the right character selection screen

kaleido star 

kaleido star, exercise 

kaleido star 

kaleido star 

kaleido star 

If I were a famous person hounded by the paparazzi I would spend a couple days getting a photographer to stage a whole bunch of absolutely wild photos of me on the street, in just the wackiest possible situations, and leak them all. And then no paparazzi would take pictures of me from then on because I would be incredibly boring

linux question, boosts preferred 

actually not feeling like shit today! that's radical and i like it

i guess maybe it's just kismesis? but like, less about hating and more about wanting to fight

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