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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and lifted up his arm to strike him.

At that moment the professor was transformed into a 7-foot grizzly, wreathed in a halo of holy fire. The bear spoke: "Blasphemer thou art, thou thinkst to take the place of God? Those who deny me face eternal fire, but you who knows my work and yet commits the sin of Satan I curse a hundred times over!" The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently picking at his boils. Then Richard Dawkins burst into the room, wielding a copy of The Selfish Gene and crying "Leave that boy alone, you pathetic atavism!" As the holy bear whirled around, terrible light flashing in its eyes, Dawkins shed his mortal form, raised each of his seven horned heads, and hissed. "It'ssss me you want!". And then the Lord and the Antichrist joined in the final battle.

The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

i wonder if there's a trade-off between smooch depth (number of smooches per person) and smooch width (number of smooches per person) and smooch width (number of smooches per person) and smooch width (number of people who think monster hunter isn't tiddy enough

there is a character for you to play out there you just gotta find the right character selection screen

I wanna make an Ahegao Hoodie but it's all YuGiOh SFX crops

hey, so we're running ubuntu 19.10, with xfce 4.14, proprietary nvidia drivers.

every so often, *usually* when we're kinda taxing the CPU but it's honestly nothing that should be that severe, nor is it consistent, the computer locks up. it won't respond to anything, the keyboard driver shuts down, mouse won't move (we can tell bc our keyboard lighting resets to a hardware stored layout), and it stays locked up for hours, literally until we reboot, with no visible change.

how do we go about diagnosing what the Fuck is happening and how to fix it?
please explain like we're a typical non-technical windows user.