hey mastodon plz remember to drink water
@shel I drink so much water, it's probably not even healthy how much water I drink
@shel This post has been up for just over 2 hours. By this point in your tooting you should have consumed at least 8oz (240mL) of water to maintain optimum hydration.
@shel *drinks*
*toots*
*everyone is soaked*
@shel *drinks sulfuric acid*