I'm learning so much about Christianity from @Bingo_Springus did you know the Easter eggs are where St. Patrick put all the snakes after he lead them out from Ireland? And now the children have to find the eggs and free the snakes! And get delicious snake chocolates (snocolates, pronounced sno-CO-la-tees from the Greek) as a reward.
@Trev @Bingo_Springus @shel yeah i used to go there on snundays (snake sundays)
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@Trev @Bingo_Springus @shel
it's where i learned to say my snayers (snake prayers)
@shel @Bingo_Springus I don't know enough about the gospel to dispute this
kinda hard to deny the dominion of the illuminati when you put it like that
@shel @Bingo_Springus snakes eat bunnies. You might be onto something here.
@smallsees @Bingo_Springus "the resurrection" they talk about is the resurrection of the easter bunny who is eaten by a snake at the end of each easter
@shel @Bingo_Springus I did not know this. That's actually pretty fucked up...
@shel @Bingo_Springus that's what jelly beans represent is snake eggs u gotta chow down on them before they hatch 🐍🐍🐣
@shel @Bingo_Springus I mean all of us just learned this at snurch (snake church)