L *splash!!*.... G *rumble rumble*.... B *fwoosh*.... T *whoosh*...
Long ago the four communities lived in harmony, but everything changed when Neoliberalism attacked.
Only the mountain goats, Icon of all four communities, could reunite them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my (gay) brother and I found the new Icon, a pop singer named Carly.
I believe... Carly can save the world (by finding John Darnielle and making the sickest fucking collab ever)