concept: replying to posts where people offhandedly reference using FLOSS software with suggestions to use Windows ME instead
"So in libreoffice i-""ummm have you considered switching to Microsoft Office Home Edition 2003?"
"why are you using Gimp when you could be using KidPix"
@shel "why are you using linux? why not windows 3.1?"
@a_breakin_glass ummm have you heard of Amiga?
@shel that would imply using a modern OS that's seen a release within the last two years
@a_breakin_glass @shel Why are you using Windows 3.1? Why not OS/2?
@shel I mean, this is accurate
@shel .... look,
@shel @nightpool ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO QUIT?
DO YOU WANT TO SAVE THIS PICTURE?
@shel "yeah I guess you could use gcc but have you tried QBasic?"
@polychrome @shel excuse me I cant help but see you are using thunderbird, have you tried Microsoft Outlook as shipped with Windows 95?