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Record yourself saying the following and post it:

"Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station. "


Hey all uhhhh I don't know why some of you have the impression that I'm using the posts for something it are sending them to me directly. It's just a fun meme for you and your friends to compare how you talk and pronounce words with the ulterior motive of getting people to read something silly. I'm getting questions about what fine format I need it in and the answer is none cuz I'm not doing anything with this besides listening to the posts by my friends

@shel I'm so tempted to do one in my retail voice and one in my exhausted voice

One is like three octaves or more lower

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