pfff did we all miss the most important apple announcement
they're renaming "apple stores" to....
@IrisKalmia they want the apple stores to be ""community centers"" that also sell $999.99 phones and $6000 computers.
"imagine movie night at the apple town square" hahaha no that's literally never going to happen
idek where that would make sense the only apple store I've ever been to was a little thing in a mall like that's not gonna be a town square.
@shel Yeah, even the hardcore Apple fans are rolling their eyes at that one.
@shel tbqh if they're gonna do that, i vote we treat them as fully public places: go there and busk, play frisbee, hold rallies, set up food carts — if they want to claim the mantle of a foundational public space critical to town/city living, they'd better be prepared to fucking live up to it
i'm, uh, pretty angry about this, huh