the thing all these commies dont realize is CAPITALISM makes all their precious phone games would you REALLY be willing to give up CANDY CRUSH for workplace democracy free healthcare 0% unemployment free housing better workplace conditions shorter work week free food free educat
@shel well, i live in socialist utopia germany, and i've never playd candy crush, so i'm not sure… is it really that good???
@meena it's the opiate of the masses. in the classical marxist hierarchy the church has been replaced with kids on their dang phones with the candy crush
@shel if you take away my candy crush I will invoke my 12th amendment right as an american and fucking shit
@blackle the 12th amendment is the one that made it so the vice president is elected on a shared ticket with the president rather than being whoever came in second place (which it turned out as a system encouraged people to try and assassinate the president)
@shel take my money! (To reduce inequality fairly)
@shel *spit flecks the mike*