sHELL-hound @shel@cybre.space

Meanwhile

Getting mauled by two blurry boys

my girlfriend has plans for how to defeat me in physical combat but she will never win because her love makes me stronger

IT SHOWS PEOPLE WANNA SEE TOM HARDY GET COVERED IN GAY SLIME, NERDS

@shel

Jack is crying LOUDLY and pouting a lot because @bird took a personal day today and is playing video games instead of with him.

Want to know what someone's really like?

Watch how they treat cashiers, servers, and landscapers. That's how they'd treat you, if you didn't have power.

@sempervirenx 👌

Dogs are good
Dogs wearing bandanas,, are very good

tired: gold star lesbian
wired: ENERGY STAR® lesbian

always check your date for the EPA label!

let's get CONFY

im puppy?

Also, never forget

Lmao what the fuck did you expect to be here? What kinda 'content' were you envisioning when you clicked on this?

that's groups and it's messed up

🎶 A spoonful of Sliquid helps the medicine go in 🎶

Big Fat Flaming Jutha boy!

I'm calling him Forno