Somebody keeps driving by the mayor's house leaving authentic western horse troughs on his lawn. As a matter of pride he has refused to pick them up, and now wild thirsty horses have been drawn like magnets to the site. The mayor says he can't go outside because these horses eat human meat.
the mastodon instance at cybre.space is retired
see the end-of-life plan for details: https://cybre.space/~chr/cybre-space-eol