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🍑 legal names are bad and you're whatever name you wanna be

Is listening to necrodancer ost while walking around house.

Stronga Konga comes on.

Stops walking at all the missing beats.

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this is some heckin nsfw text btw ok but this is for all u cuties ok

I don't want to sleep on an air mattress or couch long-term ever again.

Cannot wait for my new bed to arrive this week.

Sammy relayed

(give me hugs)
give me hugs inside
(can't get hugs)
give me hugs inside
(snuuuuug meeeeeeeeee)
find my bed and snug me through the night

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- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

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food, meat Show more

I ordered a new bed and itll be here next weekend so i just need to get not-horrible sleep until then

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Cis & trans ppl relationships Show more

t1d + Show more

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C is stored in the tarballs. thank you. I'm going to sleep now

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US passports for trans people Show more

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Food Show more

Food Show more

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meditating on this cat picture to hopefully absorb some of its peaceful energy

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