the vibrating shoes have arrived
when you say you're going to fuck the vibrating shoes
when the vibrating shoes actually arrive
They feel like slippers attached to incredibly heavy boot soles.
Whenever I step I can feel the actuators. Feels like a spring mass system of some type.
“I have to pair my ears to my feet” is an extremely 2021 statement.
“I have to update my shoe firmware” is an extremely 2021 statement
“Why are you lying face first on the floor?”
“I was updating firmware and bricked my shoes and now I can’t walk”
*stares out the window*
them: come over
me: can’t I’m updating the firmware on my shoes
them: actually yeah don’t come over
them: noooo you don't need haptic actuation for every single body part
me: haha shoes go brrrrr
@qdot they sound like cats purring loudly
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