when you say you're going to fuck the vibrating shoes
vs.
when the vibrating shoes actually arrive
They feel like slippers attached to incredibly heavy boot soles.
Whenever I step I can feel the actuators. Feels like a spring mass system of some type.
“Why are you lying face first on the floor?”
“I was updating firmware and bricked my shoes and now I can’t walk”
them: come over
me: can’t I’m updating the firmware on my shoes
them: actually yeah don’t come over
them: noooo you don't need haptic actuation for every single body part
me: haha shoes go brrrrr
