rowan is a user on cybre.space. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse.

rowan @rowan@cybre.space

UK passport authority, gender : shitposting Show more

UK passport authority, gender : shitposting Show more

UK passport authority, gender : shitposting Show more

UK passport authority, gender Show more

rowan relayed

*extremely straight voice* which of you is... you know.... the hipster in the relationship? - @precisememory

rowan relayed

she play
she slay

but most importantly

she gay

rowan relayed

OK here's my goofy buzzfeed-style mastodon instance quiz I made for fun. it only has 5 possible outcomes pff

playbuzz.com/item/077b2f86-14a

rowan relayed
rowan relayed

there should be a heart emoji that is just a normal heart emoji only it always renders in a font that's 5x bigger

rowan relayed

who called it the Nintendo eShop and not Mario Cart

rowan relayed

America: the Boston Tea Party was good

also America: blocking traffic and symbolically chanting on sidewalks is FUCKING TERRORISM

rowan relayed

i also just bought saynoto.men and am looking for suggestions on what to put on it. considering a federated social instance or s/t? idk

rowan relayed

I'm not endorsing HN, but I am endorsing being #1 on HN ;)

rowan relayed

Wow hey, ActivityPub is #1 on Hacker News right now

rowan relayed

L *splash!!*.... G *rumble rumble*.... B *fwoosh*.... T *whoosh*...

Long ago the four communities lived in harmony, but everything changed when Neoliberalism attacked.

Only the mountain goats, Icon of all four communities, could reunite them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

A hundred years passed and my (gay) brother and I found the new Icon, a pop singer named Carly.

I believe... Carly can save the world (by finding John Darnielle and making the sickest fucking collab ever)

pals! not pals! anyone!

i'm getting into the market for a pair of fuckin solid leather boots. i want leather soles, for contra dancing (folk dance, spinning, should be vaguely slidey), and they've def gotta vibe with a southern-inspired aesthetic.

gonna be a lot of dollars. these have to last.

rowan relayed

Tired: dick pics
Wired: duck pics ๐Ÿฆ†