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there should be a heart emoji that is just a normal heart emoji only it always renders in a font that's 5x bigger

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who called it the Nintendo eShop and not Mario Cart

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America: the Boston Tea Party was good

also America: blocking traffic and symbolically chanting on sidewalks is FUCKING TERRORISM

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i also just bought saynoto.men and am looking for suggestions on what to put on it. considering a federated social instance or s/t? idk

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I'm not endorsing HN, but I am endorsing being #1 on HN ;)

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Wow hey, ActivityPub is #1 on Hacker News right now

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L *splash!!*.... G *rumble rumble*.... B *fwoosh*.... T *whoosh*...

Long ago the four communities lived in harmony, but everything changed when Neoliberalism attacked.

Only the mountain goats, Icon of all four communities, could reunite them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

A hundred years passed and my (gay) brother and I found the new Icon, a pop singer named Carly.

I believe... Carly can save the world (by finding John Darnielle and making the sickest fucking collab ever)

pals! not pals! anyone!

i'm getting into the market for a pair of fuckin solid leather boots. i want leather soles, for contra dancing (folk dance, spinning, should be vaguely slidey), and they've def gotta vibe with a southern-inspired aesthetic.

gonna be a lot of dollars. these have to last.

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Tired: dick pics
Wired: duck pics 🦆

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genderwrecked comes out in two days!!!!!!! mark your calendars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please god buy it

gendervamp.itch.io/genderwreck

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Is there a context in which polyvore doesn't sound extremely dirty?
Who named this thing?

we've had it for less than a month and i've only played battlefront ii and horizon zero dawn (and obv the steven universe save the light) but this is a solid fucking system, i just wish i could put linux on it

i've been a nintendo kid my whole life but god damn it this controller is so much better than the joycons

is there any point to having playstation pals if you don't pay for playstation plus? if there is, i'm glassboro42 on there (if there isn't, i still am), add me maybe

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TIL:

“If tea spread to your country by sea, you call it ‘tea’. If by land, you call it chai.

(*This is because the ports of Fujian and Taiwan use the coastal pronunciation ‘te’, whereas Mandarin uses chá.)”

Via:
twitter.com/padraigbelton/stat

mastodon.social/media/yoXXT3x4

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is it just me or does þ come back as a meme every year