Sage, tall enbian @rosen@cybre.space

bless you, enbies. blenbies.

using exponential backoff in my phone conversations to avoid interrupting people

by pressing Y,
you'll be in my world,
called T in Y World
it's a very Tiny World if you ask me

but you can make your own adventure
by pressing Enter
and maybe it should have been called XYZZ [mumbles]

the instructions are in the game
and the contest theme is in the name
so just sing along and hide your shame
and advance frame

T in Y World
I prefer coffee, my girl
and if we're to the deadline
it's not enough time

i don't know what font my browser is using but it displays 🔞 as just an empty red circle with a line through it which is.... even less helpful and accurate than the usual?

mother nature will be like "sloooooowww doooooooowwwn"

soup loaf

y'know, like 2👁👁8 except now it's 👁h_n👁

those new year's glasses that they made during the '00s but instead they just say oh_no

if a character responds to "Mr. [lastname]" with "Please, call me [firstname]. Mr. [lastname] is my father." then yup~ they're trans or nonbinary

thanks

awoooo

generic store brand cereal names are extremely my sense of humor