remmy @remmy@cybre.space

dinosaur appreciation outfit

I'm feeling better today, bye bye common cold <3

(The nice part was obviously all the diving and living underwater part. And also that my therapist could just make my landlord do stuff without problems. Not the nazis)

So they broke the wall and filmed a Nazi youtube series in the ruins which of course was not taken down, because youtube only takes down lgbt videos.

When i found out i was so mad. i only wanted to dive and have nice things. and then I woke up :(

Which at one point led to a group of Nazi youtubers in my dorm discovering that behind the wall at the bottom of the pool there was a ruin of Durmstrang Institute of magic.

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I don't know where i slept, it wasn't that important apparently.

Also the top of the pool was covered with a layer of ice??

However, when i went out of the house, people kept breaking into my appartement and using the pool

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And when i say diving pool, i mean: the landlord then built me a 20m² pool, that was about 60m deep, that filled out my appartement almost completely.

So i always dove to the ground, sat there, enjoyed my merkitten live, and then sometimes went up for air.

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I had a nice dream last night.

So basically i was living in a little appartement in a dorm, and because my therapist wrote me a supporting report, i was allowed to have a diving pool in the appartement.

…

when u sicc and tired but still a merkitten

My hair was in need of some shortenings.

*pömpelt mit der hand luft in ihr ohr um überdruck manuell auszugleichen*

Erstaunlicherweise hat das funktioniert. Im Gegensatz zu dem Tipp aus dem Internet den Körper zu neigen und auf einem Bein zu hüpfen.

nighto

*schlürft heiße Zitrone*

Schon wieder krank sein fetzt nicht so tbh

Just saw someone on the streets where i thought "i dig their stlye!"

then i noticed they actually have mirror-sunglasses on their eyes, not cucumber slices.

Abschwellendes Nasenspray 😍👌

music of the morning: angel haze

listen to nonbinary musicians.

morning

feeling shitty, looking cute

yes, selfcare is important

no, you don't get to tell people what their selfcare has to look like, because it works for you

i watched some episodes of queer eye because queertwitter keeps praising it.

And urgh, can they please fucking stop the mononormativity and the damn "they are single because they and/or their appartement looks messy af" shit?

Have to stop watching now, i can't take it anymore.

Remmy, Filterkaffeezeremonie

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*Kaffedose zumach*
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"aaaach wem mach ich hier was vor"
*Kaffedose aufmach*

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