remmy @remmy@cybre.space

But, happy ending!
The chocolate was mostly solid still, except for the face of a big easter bunny, that has sunk into itself.

Easter bunnies with melted faces are haunting my dreams ever since

(probably. i can't remember my dreams atm)

So where do i find the very well hidden nest a bit later?

In the greenhouse x)

Cut to later while eating breakfast.

Someone randomly says "Hopefully the chocolate isn't all melted yet"

…and my uncle, very slowly, literally becomes the 😱 emoji.

He says "Okay, you have to pause breakfast and go search right now!"

So she asks me to hide it.

…Then she realizes her mistake and asks my uncle instead, who obliges.

Story time!

This easter, my mother has made nests with chocolate eggs for me and my cousin. She wanted us to go on a tiny egg hunt, because traditions.

When she was about to hide them she still had lots of stuff to do, preparing breakfast and such.

Not passing as the gender i have comes with always taking compliments with a grain of salt.

"I like that hairstyle a lot better than yesterday's"

You mean, because it looks a lot more masculine and fits to the wrong image you have of me? Switching back to the old one then.

Today in capitalism weirdness:

Calling service hotlines because the companies didn't take my money as promised and i don't know what's happening and if it's bad.

omg, today it finally made it to me. The parcel is half destroyed and re-taped.

It's not containing the expected 3 cans of cocoa powder, but instead two (unharmed) cans, that were also covered in cocoa poder 🤔

"Remmy, should i put the sunscreen into my rucksack for you?"

"Oh, yes, thank you! But i might need it again soon, if we turn into another direction"

I wish i could time-travel and talk to younger versions of me, just to profoundly call them out on all their bullshit.

"You know, sometimes you manage to take a shower, and you still work badly"
– @notquitereal@twitter.com

Ooph, too real

@dpd_de@twitter.com has supposedly unsuccessfully tried to deliver my parcel the second day in a row, but i was home both times and no one rang -_-

The last time they _did_ manage to deliver a package i got yelled at?? because i wasn't home the day before (i was)

It's glorious, but i still have questions

Person in the same bus has a tote bag, that was written on with a sharpie:

Louis Vuitton?

NO
Lord Voldemort!

oh no, the image isn't crossposted correctly and i don't know why

Gotta steal all the memes, only to add the missing image descriptions.

My dragon name:

Ymmer the Tipsy, Hoarder of Vegan Kebabs and Cats. https://t.co/16LK6tqcOj