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So are you the small spoon or the little spoon?

I have not yet acquired the linguistic finesse to tell people "I have time from now until A o'clock, or after B o'clock" in a non-confusing way.

People consistently reply to these statements with "Alright, let's meet at A o'clock then" 😅

Those nintendo punks, hiding crucial algorithms to use their splatoon APIs in a "libvoip" (and because no one reverse engineered that one yet the current workaround is to have someone run the nintendo android app on a server and extract the generated token from it at runtime lol)

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Just chilling like in xkcd 303, but this time their code is decompiling.

Just realised I confused Armie Hammer with Marvi Hämmer

The most realistic part of are all the communication errors

Can't believe @the_all is playing Splatoon without me, smh my head 😔

Literally any other logic error or discontinuity: Huh, guess I'll just go with it and somehow make it work

Something isn't sold to me in accordance with german law: I'm sorry what? This is clearly impossible, I must be dreaming.

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Bin aufgewacht weil ich im Traum zwei Bücher gekauft habe die total teuer waren und dann gesehen habe dass der aufgedruckte Preis viel billiger ist und das kann ja nicht sein wegen der deutschen Buchpreisbindung also musste ich mir diesen unlogischen Scheiß auch nicht mehr geben.

fathatred 

Anyway, if you haven't done so yet please please read "What We Don't Talk About When We Talk About Fat" by Aubrey Gordon

and/or listen to hers and Micheal Hobbe's amazing podcast "Maintenance Phase"

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fathatred, concern trolling, death 

And the takeaway is never "It's a fucking disgrace that this company is neither accommodating fat people by building better rides, nor following basic protocols to keep everyone safe"

It's always "They died of being fat, what a tragedy!"

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fathatred, concern trolling, death 

It's so fucking vile and the replies are also full of people who find this topic to be sooo sad because a person recently died who was too fat for a free fall tower's limits, but was still allowed to take part - with an insecure strap.

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fathatred, doctors, weight loss 

This top comment on a video about how fat people aren't accommodated by most roller coasters makes me wanna screeam.

Finally those theme parks are showing 'em ""large"" people! Because nobody made them realize that they're fat before!! /s

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