remmy @remmy@cybre.space

*pömpelt mit der hand luft in ihr ohr um überdruck manuell auszugleichen*

Erstaunlicherweise hat das funktioniert. Im Gegensatz zu dem Tipp aus dem Internet den Körper zu neigen und auf einem Bein zu hüpfen.

nighto

*schlürft heiße Zitrone*

Schon wieder krank sein fetzt nicht so tbh

Just saw someone on the streets where i thought "i dig their stlye!"

then i noticed they actually have mirror-sunglasses on their eyes, not cucumber slices.

Abschwellendes Nasenspray 😍👌

music of the morning: angel haze

listen to nonbinary musicians.

morning

feeling shitty, looking cute

yes, selfcare is important

no, you don't get to tell people what their selfcare has to look like, because it works for you

i watched some episodes of queer eye because queertwitter keeps praising it.

And urgh, can they please fucking stop the mononormativity and the damn "they are single because they and/or their appartement looks messy af" shit?

Have to stop watching now, i can't take it anymore.

Remmy, Filterkaffeezeremonie

Erster Löffel¹
Zweiter Löffel
Dritter Löffel
Vierter Löffel
Ein Löffel für die gute Laune
Ein Bonuslöffel

*Kaffedose zumach*
…
"aaaach wem mach ich hier was vor"
*Kaffedose aufmach*

Zwei Löffel als Rundungsfehlerausgleich

¹Teelöffel, gehäuft

\o/
Jetzt nur noch warten bis @SehrysFlausch@twitter.com aufwacht

Pilzmatsch in progress

I spent 20 minutes on this and i don't have a clue what it was all about in the first place. My app or browser history don't know nothing neither. Oh well.
this happens way too often to me ^^'

I was trying to remember a thing, and after jumping from clue to clue i was sure that i once wrote a friend details about it.
So i scrolled through all my messages with that friend. First to find the answer… then to at least remember what i was trying to remember. No luck /o\

Selbst wenn ihr sie nicht mehr brauchen solltet ist es teils sehr spannend die gesammelten Tagebucheinträge in Auszenansicht zu lesen. (kann je nach eigenem Umgang, Ärzt_in und Thema aber sicher auch deprimierend & triggernd sein)

lesson learned:
Es ist ne gute Idee Krankenakten die zu euch geführt werden aushändigen zu lassen! Erst Recht wenn Ärzt_in wechselt.

(from "The Ocean at the End of the Lane" by Neil Gaiman)

"Once you've been around for a bit you get to know stuff"

I kicked a stone. "By 'a bit', do you mean a really long time?"
She nodded.

"How old are you? Really?" i asked.
"Eleven."
I thought for a bit.

Then i asked "How long have you been eleven for?"

She smiled at me.

When you say you're out of stationary/stationery, the listener can only guess if you mean you got out of clinic or are out of printer paper.

https://youtu.be/yC-rfjasuaA

This video is the best :')

[Video description: It's an informational video that showcases the difference in pronunciation between "stationary" with an a at the and and "stationery" with an e at the end. Both words sound almost exactly the same]