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Wario: Hey wait a minute...CHAOS CONTROL? WERE YOU PASSING THE BOMB? CHAOS CONTROL! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? WERE YOU DOING? CHAOS CONTROL!

the doctor and the lawyer are arguing about whether or not to banish the Jell-o meme from the face of the earth

my penance for using the light ui, beyond general eyestrain, is that any dark souls font shitposts are completely illegible to me

if you asked me to guess how many colours were in this image I would not believe you when you told me it was *eight*

more πŸ‘ pointless πŸ‘ and πŸ‘ miserable πŸ‘ extended πŸ‘ game πŸ‘ overs πŸ‘

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part of me does want extended miserable game over that's just "and then the boss left stilwater, never to be seen again. the saints crumbled and died without them around," but that's just because i'm like that sometimes

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in saints row 2 i tried to leave stilwater by boat and the game just spat out "Don't leave, the Saint leave you in Stilwater!" and spun me back around

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i enjoy the way in which open world games try to justify their world borders

introducing MANCANIAN PSYCHOANALYSIS

it's like LACANIAN PSYCHOANALYSIS

but for MEN

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introducing MENGO DEATH

it's like EGO DEATH

but for MEN

I am a professional writer. I have been practicing writing professionally for the last four years. Here is my resume:

[Professional writing resume]

one person could do all of this if they were really talented, i guess

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quick, someone record themselves saying the phrase "trump die old bitch," then someone else make it into a beat, then someone make a song using that beat

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