moving day is today! detonating this account shortly. catch you all on @ratwithscarf

@dankwraith works for me, get me an invite and i'll swap over tonight

if a certain rat (me) wished to move off of and onto a different instance, where should she go? accepting any and all invitations, offers, and bribes

@hierarchon chess is a roguelike in one of the purest forms, in that it is a top-down turn-based game with simple graphics and rewards players for playing many games, slowly learning its rules and strategies

it's good, what the fuck, how'd they manage to sneak this into a gacha

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i can't do it if it has either. daily logins and stamina bars aren't my friend, because they actively spin wheels in my brain i don't want them to

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okay, here's the killer question: does genshin have daily login stuff or stamina bars?

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i can't do it. i can't go back. i left the gacha behind me a long time ago

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everyone being into genshin impact is pushing me into getting into genshin impact

@CyclopsCaveman wholeheartedly believing in animal farm as an example of theory because i believe it actually happened

the anime you refer to as gun sword is actually gun x sword, or as I've recently taken to calling it, gun times sword

kink joke 

@hierarchon "At this point, you're already 50 percent Italian."

"Mamma mia!" I shrieked in horror, in a voice that was not quite my own.

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the mastodon instance at is retiring

see the end-of-life plan for details: