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subway tooter is this horrendous maze of an app and i wouldnt have it any other way lol

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don't care didn't ask plus your grimoire looks like it could barely function as a paper weight

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another day volunteering at the neurotransmitter museum. everybody keeps asking me if they can inhibit the serotonin reuptake. buddy,

and in '26 their IPO bubble collapses and the remains get sold to facebook

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2025: click here to join sponsored channels less often

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2024: instead of chronological order they use machine learning to determine what messages are most relevant to your interests, somehow only manages to return posts from white people

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discord 2023: "In case you missed it" message summaries of channels if u dont click on them every 8 hours

Type of cat who never walks on the ground for some reason but is more than happy to walk on tables, chairs, sofa, etc

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DHL sent ALL PinePhones to New Zealand instead of their actual destinations. How this happened is beyond us. This is a massive blunder on their part, but ultimately we're the one that gets to apologize to you - very sorry about this. It will take a week to sort this situation out.

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if this website doesn't jokerpill you idk what to tell you.
if someone launching into an unhinged call out thread of your friend for "would probably be a landlord if they had the money" because they said "hey don't call people psychopaths" idk what to tell you

do british unix computers have an innit system

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Gender binary is oppressive that’s why I made up this cool second binary based heavily in what gender someone was assigned at birth. This is better somehow

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re: google's reply re: google, negative 

google is entirely run by algorithms. the youtube tos algorithm deleted our channels, the support algorithm sent me the wrong form, the form algorithm told me that nothing was wrong, and now i'm waiting for the support algorithm to hopefully understand my reply and send another form

-- slox :xenon_heart:

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"Even the family of the victim in Caston's crime has given their full endorsement"

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i am a level 1 lizardfolk 👉👈 nooo dont kill me aha 👉👈 i will not drop any good items

mooooom fgsky is playing union hdhrdtfl again

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