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There are 2 whatevers inside you

One wants to cuddle the eggs and listen for their little cracks and stay in the room all the time so you dont miss the hatching and make sure they come out okay and have the little hatchlings bond to papa and give them food and love them and watch them grow into big strong Dagn

The other hates kids lmao

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i've ascended straight through "scalie who wants to lay eggs (horny)" and landed squarely in "scalie who wants to lay eggs (sincere) (not horny) (possibly gender affirming)"

Shoutouts to everyone willing to suffer through IOException bangers together

He posted a new map today and it's definitely one of the most beatmaps of all time

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Hey at least today in osu multi, it wasn't *me* that picked the map that made everyone quit the lobby Lol

if anyone needs to message me: i don't know maybe go fuck yourself instead

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Applications for the Otherwise Fellowships, providing $500 grants for β€œwriters, artists, scholars, media makers, remix artists, performers, musicians, or something else entirely. If you are doing work that is changing the way we think about gender through speculative narrative – maybe in a form we would recognize as the science fiction or fantasy genre, maybe in some other way – you are eligible for a Fellowship.” Applications are due on October 31.

Gender Reveal is awarding ten $500 grants to trans artists and activists of color. They are specifically looking for applicants whose work supports trans folks, people of color, or other marginalized communities, and/or whose work fosters exploration and celebration of gender diversity. Apply by 11:59pm PT on October 31 for consideration.

Thinking about the somewhat dejected tone true crime media (e.g. dateline)starts shifting into when it's revealed the perpetrator didn't serve 1,000,000,000 life sentences

warning - extreme hydration levels detected

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Hello, I'd like to sell you my *truck*! Joker phone.jpg

brand, your joke but worse 

@quat yeah liberty mutual? i'd like to pay for more than what i need

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