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when u fuck up for an entire week but it doesn't actually change much

I just realized that if you took the timing of social media-type posts and did a frequency analysis, you could know their bowel movements almost exactly

will they call us the 'adult swim generation'?

this show is so goddamn good

me: okay brain, that wasn't such a good idea, I slept through both of my classes today.

brain: HEY YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING?

me: no --

brain: THERE'S 4 MORE EPISODES AND 2 MORE SEASONS OF BOJACK HORSEMAN

me: brain no --

brain: TOO LATE WE'RE DOING THIS AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO FEEL BAD ABOUT IT

I have reached

THE WEIRD HOUR

the hour when I'm tired enough that literally everything sounds funny

shows, whatever.

that chocolate really got to me

bee tee dubz, Bojack Horseman is one of my favorite movies now.

the ego and id agreeing!

Shine on forever shone on benevolent sun

shine down upon the broken shine until the two become one

me: I should be getting to bed...

brain: NO

brain: YOU SHOULD EAT A SOLID 50 GRAMS OF CHOCOLATE AND THEN BINGE WATCH BOJACK HORSEMAN

me: ... I'm okay with this.

okay maybe it was partly my fault for not doing this assignment until the last minute

but still

nope, I legitimately do not know how the fuck I'm supposed to calculate these pointless dumbass values.

wait I might be able to get the right output with some minor modifications.

The way they do it is stull dumb.

>allocate like 5 different arrays for stuff that you can just keep as intermediary values! Also recursion is evil!

and there's no way to know that until you wade through an inconsistend spec for 30 minutes trying to figure out what output format will satisfy our shitty graading script

the professor on the first day of class: "this class is difficult because you have to write programs that work exactly according to specification"

the professor on week 6: "so I want you to find the strongly-connected components of a graph, but I actually want you to find specific information about those strongly-connected components that is calculated in an entirely different way"

oh, and you have to do it using a shitty stack of their make when the call stack works just fine(and makes more sense too)

I'm just not even going to do it. I spent 4 fucking hours implementing the algorithm in a way that makes sense to find that the vague, poorly-written assignment actually wanted us to solve A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PROBLEM FROM THE ONE THAT WAS ACTUALLY ASSIGNED.

fucking

the way they want us to do this assignment is just total garbage

this class should be called "how not to write algorithms"