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a wild zamboni attacked my family once, they're fine but i still seek my revenge

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Sun worship is the only valid religious practice

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nobody:

all my old relatives: hey soybean do you wanna get some edibles

when weed was legalized old people got really annoying about it tbh

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sprinting through the dead city toward a partially-collapsed Tower Bridge as forty proboscis monkeys with gongs continue their deafening pursuit and the sky boils like red cabbage and i trip over hub caps and empty CD jewel cases and the gravel inside my boots digs into my feet and off in the distance i keep catching glimpses of an enormous airship called Computer

Using phrases like "now you're cooking with gas!" Just to confuse old people

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Lyudmila Pavlichenko, Soviet sniper who killed 309 nazis.

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capitalism, anti-homeless policies Show more

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making games that only run on crappy proprietary operating systems??? in 2019????? pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

got some much needed alone time with the forest :)

it looks so fucking bad. What were people thinking

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is there a way to download all of my posts from mastodon in JSON format so I can search them?

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