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I'm really bad at pretending to care about things, I think that's why I haven't gotten any job offers yet.

"logic is just a human construct maaaaan so I can make paradoxical claims and it doesn't matter"

Don't Get Angry When People Spread Pseudoscience Challenge 2019

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Callout Post!!! Show more

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"lean into the bit" i shout, dangling above a 500ft drop to a pit of starved alligators as the crowd chants

Gonna spend today programming outside. Fuck doing things.

haha, i bet you poop out your butt. poop ass.

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The year is 2031. The president is a Twitch channel that shows videos of drone strikes and occasionally says "poggers". Its vice president is that dog emoji.

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Me: story about terry davis
Flatmate: this is why dennis ritchie never got laid
Me: why? because terry davis was alive?
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little bo boop
lost her poop
eating her birds and hay

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pro tip: crypto primitives are almost always the strongest link in the chain of security. It's seriously not worth the time to even consider the idea that someone could brute-force AES-256, even with a quantum computer.

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@starwall
Pope Francis getting absolutely blazed with Sonic the Hedgehog

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did you know: its actually ok to dislike someone because you had a disagreement with them or they behave in a way that you dont enjoy and you dont have to reverse engineer a political reason to dislike them or try to convert people to your side

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Cybrespace

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