a boy i used to know was texting me today trying to be funny or whatever so i humored him cause he’s goofy but i thought his heart was in the right place

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so we talk and i’m laughing cause he’s corny but cute and he ends up inviting me over to his place cause he ordered pizza and he wanted to feed me or whatever which fine i like to eat but i know he just wants to fuck which why not i’ve not had dick in a minute

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@tiljar seriously tho what happens when it turns out the girlfriend thing really was a lame excuse and he goes to the cops over the wallet? :blobcatthinking2:

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