Things I tried today:
* Bath bomb. Bath is very small, but a little creative positioning worked out for me until I gave up at around track 10 of 12 of Wax Stag. Sherbert Lemon. Sweet.
* Body Butter: I feel like I've used 1/4 of this tub to achieve the same effect as a few squirts of supermarket moisturiser, with the added benefit of smelling like mango for a little while.

Still, I'm sure I'll feel better tomorrow.