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I had no idea *everything* featured a giraffe toy until I got a giraffe toy of my own
Tuffy clearly needs a romantic partner, where is giraffe tinder
Or like "plenty of acacia in the tree" I dunno, how do giraffes date anyway? He says he's not interested in hookups
Are there giant stuffed giraffes at the mall? Yes. Are there wiggly articulated wooden giraffes sold as models? Yes. Are there strange, abstract giraffes designed from children's drawings at IKEA? Yes. Do giraffes decorate a ridiculous number of children's room sets on TV? Yes. Is there a beautiful giraffe toy inside the Disneyland Pinocchio ride I did not notice across about 50 rides on it but suddenly saw front and center tonight with my giraffe beside me? Yes.