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Making stuffed animals appear to bug you and demand cuddles while you're trying to sleep is a service I provide

If you have been feeling alone and stressed and have not been sufficiently harangued by tiny fuzzy cuties, if you've woken up refreshed in the morning thinking "if only I had felt the pressure of tiny hooves on my chest at 5AM and opened my eyes to find a small giraffe inches from my face, staring deeply into them..."

We will help you make up for lost time. 👍 Perhaps in exchange for the coffee sachet from your hotel room; I enjoy those.

@pmosetc The plushies are the only ones around these days. This is what usually greets me (image CW: eye contact):

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