cybre!pamela 🌺 @pmosetc@cybre.space

"tan to deep"

Ok I'm down to like 10% irrational bloodlust, 30% relief, 50% abject terror and 10% concentrated fuckitall, which is within tolerable ranges.

I'm gonna go put some liquids in some other liquids and shake them a little

Today has contained every possible combination of emotions, I think

Making stuffed animals appear to bug you and demand cuddles while you're trying to sleep is a service I provide

If you have been feeling alone and stressed and have not been sufficiently harangued by tiny fuzzy cuties, if you've woken up refreshed in the morning thinking "if only I had felt the pressure of tiny hooves on my chest at 5AM and opened my eyes to find a small giraffe inches from my face, staring deeply into them..."

We will help you make up for lost time. 👍 Perhaps in exchange for the coffee sachet from your hotel room; I enjoy those.

"Look at me, I'm a bird!" (flaps arms around gracefully)
"Are you? Because I don't hear 'cawcaw!'"
"I'm a songbird! lalalalalalala"
"You're a squidbird? You're waving your tentacles around."
"I'm a SONGBIRD."
"I love you, Princess Squidbird."

I was left to my own devices and now I can't change the boot order of my machine this is fine

It's fun that when you've done your makeup heavily or in a non-traditional way, people *still* want to tell you "men don't like that." The hive mind sure made its assessment quickly, huh. ​ What year is this?

"I'm potentially venomous and/or from space" are my favorite makeup looks to avoid this. Paint your disdain on your face and they'll finally believe your makeup is for your benefit and leave you alone.

Mind you, I've been leaning fairycore over here 🌸

Jill Biden in that 🍋 👗

I'm sorry; I think I have the wrong website.
https://m.whosdatedwho.com/dating/young-hercules

Look, I just wanted to draw vintage Dean O'Gorman curls

Now see here you Firefox dark theme you're killing the vibe

Oh maybe I need an avatar update one cool thing about pulling from max headroom is you can always find a nice atmospheric weird scene in the colors of your choice.

turned on a real computer today and I only have regrets

maybe I will become a proper luddite for the summer

Random reminder that if you choose a name from a list of over 1000 the voice actor actually recorded, the robot butler in Fallout 4 will call you by it consistently. Sometimes it's just nice to hear your own name aloud when you're undersocialized.

He will also call you Prince or Princess or Queen, or Sweetpea.. . Or Fuckface, if that's what you miss. 🤔

So do bouldering gyms have spectator stands we can cheer and throw flowers from, or

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeQknKH8/

OK who is making lunch, can I have chocolate cake please, I can't get up, my blanket is comfortable and I wouldn't want to disturb it

I made sad eyes until breakfast magically appeared and instead of a bacon egg and cheese bagel, Tim's decided I wanted sausage and two eggs and like no thanks on the sausage but I wonder if I can just order two eggs and cheese on a bagel normally because that was great

Always interesting watching a straight person make an avatar for themselves. 🤔 If it doesn't look like you, and you don't think it's pretty, what's the goal?

The two worst concerts I've been to in my life were Janelle Monáe and Mike Doughty, which says nothing about either one and everything about the importance of sound balance and climate control at venues.

Honestly that last one was so bad I've basically refused any club shows besides Red Elvises since.

more baby cow spa day!

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe9KPA9X/

I finally read that "109 metre ostrich in planet zoo" article on rockpapershotgun and enjoyed it so well that I then proceeded to read aloud for an hour or so other various pieces of the reviewer's work. And then some of his Twitter feed. And then admired his assorted aquaria. I currently greatly appreciate anyone who can make me laugh like that!

Who else needs this hug here you go