pishogue @pishogue@cybre.space

funny joke idea: you ever notice that miles per hour rhymes with files per hour? maybe we should use that as a unit of measurement for download speed instead of megabytes per second?

this has been pishogue's computer yuk-yuk of the day. come back tomorrow for another guaranteed laugher

The Matrix
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Speed
Johnny Mnemonics

her breast so big when she nudes 😍

*stretching out the oo-sound for as long as possible until I run out of breath* poooooop

I am pissed as all hell that esperanto wasn't spoken by the espers in ff6

public irc to mastodon cross poster

"you mean there's no such thing as GOD. there IS such a thing as religion"

looking for a non-ablest insult? Consider giving "bozo" a try! It makes you sound like a gruff but lovable old man. 😉

they call him garfield but you never see him garf

it's time to get serious

train a neural net to convert song lyrics to weird al versions

shall I favor master with a tender kiss on the forehead?

I got this neural to convert spelling -> pronunciation and vice versa but I don't what to do with it

HRH king of the geeks