you know you're living in the future when you find out from your package manager that the power is out at a university across the country

now that i finally got my new video card to work i feel a little disappointed that i have to use this computer to do stuff other than configure linux

@witchfynder_finder oh dang, that’s a really good idea. i can even use bleach since i have white plates!

dishes are just kitchen laundry

knowing that makes me want to do them even less

PROTIP: If your city’s name ends in “-bad” maybe don’t name your business after it. I thought this place was called Carl’s Bad Panini until my brain had a think for a moment.

I cannot watch Richard Wolff talk because I always hurt my neck by nodding too hard in agreement

youtube.com/watch?v=XlhFMa4t28

I mean, only some of them because I ran out of sockets, but still.

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what is the point of a dishwasher that requires me to pre-wash my dishes? i might as well just them in a cardboard box with "dishwasher" written on it and wait a couple of hours.

Anybody know a good source for old MOS chips? I need a new 6581 for my Commodore 64 but all the ones on eBay are too expensive and the one I found on AliExpress looks very fake.

Just looked at my electric bill - apparently I used more energy in the first week of June than I did in the entire month of February.

I should turn down the air conditioner. I probably won't, but I should ❄️

I just spent all the time I meant to spend playing video games unfucking my XOrg config because I stupidly ran `apt full-upgrade -y` without looking.

I hate computers 💾😡.

The problem with being the nerdiest friend is that nobody else wants to have a key signing party :(

One nice thing about living in the middle of nowhere is that the FBI and DHS don't spy on you from 4,000 feet:

buzzfeed.com/peteraldhous/spie

@chr It's worse in PHP because the exceptions related to "::" are in Hebrew:

Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM

It's true, google it.

Randomly seizing phones and jailing people for not unlocking them is definitely a normal thing for a democracy to do. The UK is definitely not a police state.

news.met.police.uk/news/man-co

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