incorruptible lightning mcqueen truther
• they/them, 24
curvy spouse, curvy house
The ender dragon got a set of thighs on him 👀👀👀
on the sofa with garflerf and they're laughing their head off at their own posts. incredible
cw: graphic violence (drawn)
*on tour with the person who predicted sikh male headwear*
here I amon the road againhere I amup on the stagehere I goplayin star againthere I goturban sage
big titty vape ape
Figure 1: The Drum Pants.
how many syllables does the name William have
Now I Am Become Gay, Kisser Of Girls
Indeed they are.
cell phone? more like self own
do you think the world's biggest frog knows it
@nuel RIP nuel, crushed by the bewitched population of Arkansas
a gift for @hyperlink
minmaxing my gender to optimize for seducing people age 33—39 who live in arkansas
Seperated at birth
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and I just went straight back to sleep secure in the knowledge my dad is the cuck they call him on reddit
current mood:
Moby dims the lights, puts ‘porcelain’ on, and asks if you’re ready for some moby dick
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